The Darkness pay homage to a sex robot on new song 'Motorheart' – listen
Truly beautiful stuff
Last updated 12th Aug 2021
The Darkness have premiered the gloriously daft new song ‘Motorheart’, the first taster of their upcoming seventh studio album of the same name.
The hard rocking and decidedly Queen-esque track is essentially a five-minute musical homage to a highly devoted sex robot, and it’s packed with pertinent lines about the romance.
Choice lyrics include the lines ‘The touch of a button / A steely caress / You need a Phillips screwdriver / To get her undressed,’ and ‘I never had much luck with women / So I bought myself a droid / She’s always got a smile on / Her metal chest is extra-large / And when I’ve had enough of her / I just put her on charge.’
Sadly, the blossoming relationship with the sex robot sours towards the end of the track, as Justin Hawkins laments: ‘There was a spark between us / But I fear it may be lost / I thought she would obey my every command / Must have got our wires crossed.’
Commenting on ‘Motorheart’, Justin Hawkins says: “Motorheart rocks harder than anything we’ve done before. It makes me happy and proud to crank it up and literally shake my Swiss chalet to its foundations.
“Dan (Hawkins) did an awesome job on the production, it’ll take your face off, but your skull will be grinning from meatus to meatus. Please, to enjoy.”
Watch The Darkness’ ‘Motorheart’ lyric video:
The Darkness’ new album ‘Motorheart’ is released on Friday 15th October 2021 via Cooking Vinyl.
Following the album’s release, The Darkness will head out on an extensive UK tour throughout November and December 2021 with support from Iron Maiden founder Steve Harris’ solo band British Lion.
Tickets are on sale from Planet Rock Tickets now.
Ahead of the tour, The Darkness also headline the completely sold-out Planet Rockstock at Trecco Bay on Saturday 13th November 2021.
Behold the VERY phallic album cover for The Darkness' 'Motorheart':
See The Darkness at the following shows:
NOVEMBER 2021
Planet Rockstock, Trecco Bay – Sat 13th – SOLD OUT
Brighton Dome – Wed 17th
Margate Winter Gardens – Fri 19th
Bournemouth O2 Academy – Sat 20th
Southend Cliffs Pavillion – Sun 21st
Norwich UEA – Tue 23rd
Cambridge Corn Exchange – Wed 24th
Reading The Hexagon – Fri 26th
Cardiff The Great Hall – Sat 27th
Exeter The Great Hall – Mon 29th
Guilford G Live – Tue 30th
DECEMBER 2021
Liverpool 2 Academy – Thu 2nd
Manchester Academy – Fri 3rd
Hull Bonus Arena – Sat 4th
Stoke-on-Trent The Victoria – Mon 6th
Bristol O2 Academy – Tue 7th
Glasgow Barrowlands – Thu 9th
Newcastle O2 Academy – Fri 10th
Leeds O2 Academy – Sat 11th
Nottingham Rock City – Sun 12th
Birmingham O2 Academy – Tue 14th
London O2 Shepherds Bush Empire – Thu 16th
London O2 Shepherds Bush Empire – Fri 17th
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