11 things someone from Ayrshire would never say
From Whitletts Roundabout to Killie Pies - what would we never say about them?
1: The Whitletts Roundabout is perfectly designed.
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2: I loved how TV programme 'The Scheme' really showed off the finer points of Kilmarnock...
3: More teenagers from elsewhere should get the train down to Troon beach. There's never any hassle.
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4: Kilmarnock and Ayr Utd fans love each other like family
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5: What's a Killie Pie?!
6: I have no opinion about the council whatsoever.
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7: I don't know anyone who cycled round Arran as a child...
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8: I think more fat guys should take their 'taps aff' at the first sight of sunlight... in January.
9: I don't have a favourite ice-cream shop...
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