10 things you'll only understand if you're NOT a morning person
It's your day off, what do you do?
It's your day off, what do you do? Do you embrace the day or do you hide under the duvet?
1. Seeing the sunrise
Morning person... Wow this is beautiful
Not a morning person... Oh my god! My eyes are actually melting. Close the curtains!
2. Alarm clock
Morning person... I only need one alarm.
Not a morning person... I need to snooze for a really long time.
3. Pets and/or children waking you up
*Morning person..*. Ahh everyone is together.
Not a morning person... No it's too early, give me my duvet back!
4. Freshly cut grass
Morning person... I love the smell of freshly cut grass.
Not a morning person... ARGH it's 7am, why are you cutting the grass and making so much noise?!?
5. Watching breakfast cookery shows
Morning person... Ooh I'm going to give that a try.
Not a morning person... You mean they actually have people making breakfast and reading newspapers on TV?
6. Eating breakfast
Morning person... The most important meal of the day.
*Not a morning person...* Unless you’ve made me a fry up and intend to bring it to me in bed then breakfast starts at noon.
7. Traffic
*Morning person...* There's no traffic, I can get to town really easily and get stuff done.
*Not a morning person...* Why is everyone on the road! It's 2pm shouldn't they all be at home?
8. Exercise
*Morning person...* I love to get in my early morning run.
*Not a morning person...* I got up to find the remote control, that's my fix for the morning.
9. The quiet
Morning person... Oh this is lovely.
*Not a morning person...* It’s too quiet. Something is wrong...
10. The length of your day
Morning person... I've really filled my day, time for bed.
Not a morning person... Where has my day gone? Best stay up until midnight.