20 things you'll only know if you're obsessed with cheese
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Do you love cheese as much as us? If you do you will probably be able to relate to these.
1. You don't understand how someone could eat an Italian dish without cheese.
2. You know every cheese should have its own knife, when people use the same knife you just can't cope!
3. No dish is complete unless it has at least two cheeses on it.
4. You could quite easily eat a block of cheese like an apple.
5. When a waiter/waitress asks you if you want cheese with your dish you look at them as if to say 'Obviously'!
6. Then when they come back with the cheese you don't tell them to 'stop' and it gets awkward.
7. If cheese isn't an option on the menu you still ask for it.
8. If someone says they hate cheese you can't quite believe what you're hearing.
9. You realise sometimes you take your love for cheese a bit too far. Cheese with Chinese anyone?
10. People give you a cheese-making kit for your birthday and now you have about five!
11. You know every cheese joke or pun going.
12. Cheesecake isn't real cheese, but if there isn't a cheeseboard on the menu you'll have it anyway.
13. Your day isn't complete if you haven't had cheese in some form or other.
14. This is your idea of heaven.
15. And this is your idea of hell.
16. You've done a cheese-tasting course.
17. You might have even done a cheese-making course.
18. An important part of wedding celebrations is a cake made out of cheese.
19. You add a back up cheese to your shopping list in case you run out of your normal cheese.
20. Your Facebook wall is full of people tagging you in cheese videos.
Can you relate to these? Do you love cheese as much as us?