20 brilliantly bad jokes to celebrate 'Tell A Joke Day'

It's 'Tell A Joke Day' today (August 16th) and what better way is there to celebrate, than with some brilliantly bad jokes...

1. What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? "I'll ketcup".

2. What's brown and sticky? A stick.

3. What's black, white and red all over? A newspaper.

4. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Doyouthinkhesaurus.

5. A horse walks into a bar... The barman asks "Why the long face?"

6. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.

7. "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Pull yourself together!"

8. Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

9. What do call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

10. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.

11. Should I tell you a joke about pizza? Actually, it's too cheesy.

12. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, there's just no atmosphere.

13. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

14. How about a joke about a robber? You might get carried away.

15. What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug (dug haha).

16. What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas.

17. "My dog has no nose." "How does he smell?" "Awful."

18. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

19. Why was six scared of seven? Because seven eight nine. (Get it, ATE)

20. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!

Hopefully these managed to put a smile on your face!

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