The Jon Richardson Show on Absolute Radio

Hen Do Marathons, Teacher Training & A Literal Punishment

AKA - Snitches Get ItchesJoin Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a very unique take on Saturday mornings... This weeks show delved into the fallout of Jon's April Fools prank, an incredible marathon-based smugness & some news about fitted sheets.The Literal Police were busy two, taking on two national treasures in a bid to clean up the airwaves.If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can do so anytime you like. His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk!

Stolen Books, Signage Smugness & Literally Flying

AKA - Leeds 1 - 4 SwanseaJoin Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a very unique take on Saturday mornings.This weeks show delved into a man with a very overdue library book, some dull - but impressive smugness & how words can predict the outcome of a football match.It was busy for the Literal Police as well, with two cases heard and some interesting results.If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can do so anytime you like. His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk!

Synesthesia, Literal Recruits & a Superhero Parent

AKA - I See Red PeopleJoin Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a very unique take on Saturday mornings.This week delved into Angela Barnes' synesthesia, an incredible parental dedication in 'I Love You, But...', some athletic based smugness & an update on Jon's ears.The Literal Police also recruited a new member to the team - and Jon put his foot in it with a man looking to give a shoutout for his now ex-wife.If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch any time. His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk!

Lifting Debrief, a Literal Star & A Tiny Scarf

AKA - 90 Degreeeees!Join Jon Richardson & Kerry Godliman for a very unique take on Saturday mornings. This week delved into a full investigation on Angela lifting Jon last week, a 'love you, but...' dedication, birthday smugness & a very small item of clothing.The Literal Police also heard two cases, one of which focused on Britain's Got Talent - and Kerry told some news about a brand new sport.If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch any time. His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

4.9 Feet, Uplifting Jon & The Literal Future

AKA - Monster Munch FeetJoin Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a very unique take on Saturday mornings.This week delved into punishment dinners, a very hot studio, some chat about feet and an athletic accomplishment IN THE STUDIO!The Literal Police also heard two cases, one in the future - and Jon tried to take down some breakfast based smugness.If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, including any 'love you, but...' dedications, get in touch ANYTIME. His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

Knickers, Slang & Literal Hometime

AKA - Who's been sitting in Daddy's chair?Join Jon Richardson & Kerry Godliman for a very unique take on Saturday mornings.This week delved into Kerry's new hobby, one singular shoutout, wallpaper smugness and estranged family members. It was busy for the Literal Police as well, as they heard two cases - with one of the offences taking place right under Jon's nose.If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, including anything you're smug about, any literal offences or any love you, but dedications - you can get in touch any time. His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk.

Literal Lenience, Scottish Smugness & Love You, BUT...

AKA - Windmills of your KindnessJoin Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a very unique take on Saturday mornings. This week delved into shoutouts with a twist, as Jon asked you to complete the sentence "I love you, but...", Chat-Nav debuted as Jon helped Angela & a listener with their driving routes, two cases presented themselves to the Literal Police with some interesting results & Jon took down an anonymous Scotsman in Saturday Smugness.If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, including any 'Love You, But' dedications, get in touch any time. His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

Big Draws, Serum & A Dirty Cop

AKA - JailJonJoin Jon & Roisin Conaty for a very unique take on Saturday mornings.This week delved into post-valentines messages, couples holiday disasters and smugness around death cleaning and lipstick.The Literal Police also heard a case that surrounded a popular comedian - and Jon had to face some old demons...If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch any time - his email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk.

Excel in Vegas, Things to do in February & Literal Forensics

AKA - My Dainty BottyJoin Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a very unique take on Saturday mornings. This week delved into inspiration February can take from Dry Jan & Veganuary, several new theme tunes for the show, an invitation for Jon to go to Vegas in Saturday Smugness & stories about Athletics and sticks.The Literal Police also had to send an old case to forensics for re-examination - and also heard two cases with interesting results...If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch any time. His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

Two Literal Cases, Sleeping Screams & Spreadsheets

Join Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a very unique take on Saturday mornings.This week delved into the weirdest things you've said in your sleep, naming Alpacas, the Excel World Championships and two cases for the Literal Police - with only one settled...If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch any time. His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

Plogging, Blink Ranking & An Alpaca Update

AKA - Plogging at Miniature Wonderland!Join Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a very unique take on Saturday mornings.This weeks show delved into Angela's new hobby, a 'nuclear' smugness for Jon to bring down, a blind ranking of popular comedians & a first for the Literal Police.If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch any time. His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

Resolutions, A Literal President & Shampooing Alpacas

AKA - Maybe she's born with it, maybe she's an AlpacaJoin Jon Richardson & Kerry Godliman for a very unique take on Saturday mornings.This weeks show delved into smug & ridiculous New Years Resolutions, Jon's climbing adventures & somehow, cleaning Alpacas.The Literal Police heard two cases, one of which locked up our biggest name yet and Kerry Godliman predicted all the weekends FA Cup action.If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch any time. His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

Christmas Rules, Poetry Critiques & A Literal Complaint

AKA - Christ-MasCausland Join Jon Richardson & Kerry Godliman for a very unique (and festive) take on Saturday mornings. This weeks show delved into rules for Christmas, arguments over the festive period and washing up. The Literal Police locked up an offender, despite recieving a stern complaint - and Jon hit a wall when it came to this weeks Saturday smugness.If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch any time. His email is Jon@absoluteradio.co.uk!

Double Negative Songs, Gig Rules & An Absolute Crime

AKA - Feliz Navidad!Join Jon Richardson & Kerry Godliman for a very unique take on Saturday mornings. This weeks show delved into songs with double negatives in, two offenders in the literal police (including an Absolute Radio presenter), Kerry's poem to Jon & a very smug artist.If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch any time. His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

Bar Rules, Christmas Parties & Literal Offences

AKA - Put Some Little Friends in it!Join Jon Richardson & Kerry Godliman for a very unique take on Saturday mornings. This weeks show delved into the rules of going to a pub, the smugness of Christmas Parties - and an official complaint to the Literal Police. If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, including any rules for going to gigs, get in touch any time! His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

Johnny Sparkles, Certified Listeners and a Knight to Remember

aka What's Zoe Got That I Haven't?Kerry's back in the studio after a couple of weeks off which is great... but where's she been? Also how qualified are you? Any certified skill is welcome... but can we find a Sir? Plus Jon reaches the conclusion that he's actually (whisper it) cooler than Kerry. If you have an impressive (or rubbish!) qualification then let Jon know - email Jon@AbsoluteRadio.co.uk

Alternative Lyrics, Knitwear Drama & a Literal Acquittal

AKA - Rate My Mum!Join Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a very unique take on Saturday mornings. This weeks show delved into songs you change the lyrics of, a nasty poem about Jon's cardigan, hotel breakfasts - and the Literal Police returned with two cases on the docket... Jon even rated everyone's Mum. Yes, really.If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch anytime. His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

Banned Foods, A Bear Suit & Jon's Big Confession

AKA - Ooh mama, it's a bit Partridge! Join Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a very unique take on Saturday mornings. This weeks show delved into foods you think should be banned, driving game smugness and a HUGE confession from Jon when he was joined on the show by Matt Forde...If you've got anything you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch anytime, his email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

Satisfying Jobs, Conker Smugness & Trouser Sizing

AKA - Everything's FINE!Join Jon Richardson & Kerry Godliman for a very unique take on Saturday mornings. This weeks show delved into the jobs you do that give you huge satisfaction, a world-champion smugness & a lengthy chat all around the sizing of trousers...If you've got anything you'd like to speak to Jon about, you can get in touch anytime, his email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

Smug Lookalikes, Poetry Slams & The Literal Police

AKA - It's Literally Mint!Join Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for another unique take on Saturday mornings...In a very busy show - Jon & Angela delved into a poetry war between two listeners, a gone-viral lookalike of Timothee Chalamet who was feeling very smug & they finally put an end to a 30-year-long war over the best flavour of TicTac.There's also the birth of a brand new feature, as Jon joins the LITERAL Police - with news about Tomato based Northern Lights & hot sauce revenge.Want to get in touch with Jon - or the Literal Police? His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk!

Unwanted Gifts, Swimming Cap Smugness & Homemade Yoghurt

Join Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a very unique take on Saturday mornings...This weeks show delved into how to tell your families what Christmas gifts you don't want, a NEW poet in residence, a smug swimming teacher & news about how ants can help you make your very own yoghurt...Jon also gives you all the latest on how you can come to Absolute Radio Live AND how you can help prank Matt Forde on Rock n Roll football.Got anything you want Jon to help with - or something he'd be interested him? Get in touch - his email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

Pleasant Smells, Furniture Smugness & Detective Drama

AKA - Cheddar George!Join Jon & Kerry Godliman for a very special take on Saturday mornings...This week, they delved into good & bad smells, after Jon revealed his love of Tic Tac boxes. They also discussed the smugness of a bargain-hunting plumber as well as how to recover a lost TV remote & robot sharks...There was also the first two episodes of brand new radio drama series, Cheddar George & Dover Sol - after Jon wanted to his own detective show to rival Kerry in Whitstable Pearl...Got something you want Jon to talk about? Get in touch! His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

Powerful Items, Smug Neighbours & Tic Tac Wars!

AKA - Smelling a Tic Tac Box!Join Jon & Angela Barnes for a very special take on Saturday mornings...This week, they delved into the world of items that make you feel more powerful, after Jon rented a van and felt more like a man. They also discussed smugness between neighbours in the middle of a turf war, and looked into the highest rated motorways in the country...There was also a conversation about a 30 year prank-war surrounding tic tac flavours - and we need your help!Got something you want Jon to talk about? Get in touch! His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

Sausage Vending Machines, Babysitting Guinea Pigs, and Annoying Noises with Kerry Godliman

aka Wi-gan to Nottingham.Join Jon Richardson & Kerry Godliman for a very special take on Saturday mornings... This week they tackle annoying noises, bringing a guinea pig babysitter down a peg or two from their Saturday Smugness and even delve into sausage vending machines!Follow us for episodes every Saturday, and if you want to get in touch with Jon about anything in the podcast, pop him an email! It's jon@absoluteradio.co.uk