The Dave Berry Breakfast Show

How Seldom We Wok-ed

It's Lord of the Cooker Rings as we aim to find the one ring to rule them all, and alternative lullabies, as demonstrated by Matt and his adorable daughter Bess.

The Wife of Scott Taylor, The Sexy Ginger Beast

Dave asks you guys, 'Is it weird that I...?' and gets some amazing answers!

Bent Double By The Chutneys

Banksy's exploits inspire a chat about breaking something just after you've bought it and Matt had a painful but hilarious experience at the weekend.

The Dave Berry Breakfast Show

On the show today, a Wickes game with a difference, Listener Steve has been erased, Matt Dyson conducts post match interviews with himself and one member of the team owns Beat the Intro

The Neo-Natal Noodle

The pros and cons of fatherhood continued, the team join a new club, and the debate over ear and nose hair.

Don't Put Your Jalfrezi In The Tumble Dryer

Favourite tupperware containers, a method to remove nostril hairs we would not recommend, plus a special Gest for today's Tradesperson To The Stars.

All Filler And No Killer

You help Dave fix his bad back, stories of still-boxed goods, and Let It Go, the world's biggest anger management session.

Channelling Mr Chips

Rob Beckett pops in for a chat, the most irksome television adverts and a big announcement.

Ummmmm

It's Friday and the team does some matchmaking for listener David, Loveboat-style, and Dave 'umms'.

Do Buddhist Monks Play Snooker?

RIGHT text, WRONG person, Dave's head immortalised in cake and snooker legend Ronnie O'Sullivan has a drastic life change.

Henry VIII's Chewing Gum

News from the Absolute Radio 10th Birthday gig, what was on the band's riders and an OXO wormhole.

Love You Too, Bye

Dave loves a listener and gets insulted by Leona, a sporting legend is this week's Tradesperson to the Stars, and screaming sausages.

Dave's Unusual Recycling Methods

It's a big day as the heating goes on, how to tell a colleague he's really annoying?, and desperately avoiding Bodyguard spoilers.

The Fluffy Escapologist

Charlotte, the Dyson family rabbit made a clear statement of intent yesterday and Matt was blamed. The fluffy escapologist expertly gnawed her way through the wire fence and was found in the neighbours garden. (again)

The Disintegration of Steven Gerrard

Matt Dyson had a message for what he called 'glory hunters' on the Dave Berry breakfast show this morning. His daughter Bess informed him that her classmates (a bunch of 6 year olds) thought that Nottingham Forrest weren't up to much.

Chiggety check yourself, before you riggety wreck yourself

This morning on the Dave Berry breakfast show, Matt Dyson and Glenn Moore revealed that they are hidden hoarders. Along with receipts, loyalty cards and general tat, Glenn had half an expired debit card from 2014 in his wallet, while Dyson had hung on to Dion Dublin's 'Dube' price list (that was the musical instrument he invented btw)

Avocado Schedule

Matt Dyson's love for the avocado pear is well known round these parts and given the opportunity, he will talk at length about stoning, scooping and smashing. Today though, he dispatched what can only be described as a 'useful' piece of avo' advice.

Bramhall: a hot bed of fantasists

This morning Dave Berry was looking for your school yard itchy beard stories. The tall tales you or your best mates used to regale each other with

The Wedding Singer

Dyson takes a spin in a supercar, let them drink tea and we look for a band to play at a listener's wedding.

There's nothing more expressive than a one-way gyratory

The team learn all about roundabouts and Michael Caine and Ray Winstone pop in to discuss their new film, King of Thieves.

Don't be a mug, choose a colour

Today's episode, we asked you to hand in your cool badge and the colour of the show mug was the BIG talking point.

Susan Boyle Pops To Greggs

The one day rule of plot spoilers, it seems some people think Sir Michael Caine is from Australia and a brilliant tradesperson to the stars.

Docking with Dave and Dyson

The Dave Berry breakfast show went up in many people's estimation this morning, thanks to a guest appearance from Queen of 'Dictionary Corner'. Susie Dent from Countdown was on the show to settle a long running linguistic dispute!

The Curse of the Half Speed Podcast

Today, the team find out what kind of people listen to podcasts at half speed and