The Dave Berry Breakfast Show

Breakfast - Sexting with the Cambridge Computer Museum

Chocolate milkshake, coffee or liquid gold? If you could have any liquid pour constantly from the tips of your fingers, what would it be? Listen NOW for all the big debates...

Breakfast - Glenn Moore's Pillow Sheathes

"You are quite handsome considering your parents", "I suppose being fat it must push out the wrinkles" - this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to some of the best/worst backhanded compliments. Hear them all PLUS a montage of Richard Madeley's most Partridge moments.

Breakfast - Sexy Pastry Spine

Find out what Stormtroopers, Cornish pasties and bus lanes all have in common. Hear Caitlyn FAIL to match 5 words in 5 Words 5 Grand AND Dave reveals a little-known secret about Michael Caine.

Breakfast - Helena Bonham Carter's Hufflepuff Cup

This morning on the Dave Berry Breakfast show the team were LIVE from the Warner Brothers Studio Tour London - The Making of Harry Potter. On the show, we heard from listeners who claimed to be the world's biggest Harry Potter fan. But who knew that Dave wouldn't have to look very far to find a Harry Potter superfan, as his wife showed off her knowledge on the show.

Breakfast - It could be a case for Dalziel and Pascoe

Dave read a letter he had uncovered from his past and written by an old school friend. Filled with superb one-liner, is this the inspiration for some of his best material? PLUS Matt apologises for his laziness YET AGAIN and we hear from Claire in Cheshire who was part of a super-secret biscuit club dedicated to fighting crime and eating biscuits. Dream.

Breakfast - Pronunciation Debacle

Matt helps us appreciate Postman Pats passion for footie, more creepy whisperings from callers and find out how what Dave did to give his four month old baby a peculiar line of fake tan.

Breakfast - Expert-level Jiggler

Which Gladiator would win in a game of French boules between Wolf and Jet? Dave has your answer. PLUS the extreme lengths people have gone to just to be lazy AND the dramatic return of 5 Words 5 Grand!

Breakfast - It's the sort of thing a rower would do...

Ben Burrell was in for Dave Berry today - He helped us to understand why cocktails and pastries don't mix and got us excited for the return of 5 words 5 grand TOMORROW! He also re-ignited the FIRE that is Glenns passion for VICTORY when he played the Wikepedia game. Listen to hear Matt's psychic skills come into play.

Breakfast - Assistant Manager Ray's idea for a curry night has not gone to plan.

MISSION COMPLETE! Our Blockbuster screening went perfectly! Unfortunately, the Met Police did have a run-in with our new mate Ryan - the Assistant Manager of the last Blockbuster on the planet. Ryan came back into the studio to tell us all about it.

Breakfast - 'Is wetherspoons a hat?'

A VERY hungover Ritchie (off of Hometime) gets a wake-up call from Dave, we hear more about Producer Marks teenage band 'the comcomcommas' and Ryan - the Assistant Manager of the LAST EVER blockbuster - drops into the studio with gifts for Dave

Breakfast - Whats the German for 'Are the teabags in the loft?'

Bono and The Edge share a riddle on the tube, our Blockbuster DVD finally arrives all the way from Oregon, US and we hear from a member of Sseamus Oblivion and the Mega-death Morris Men'.

Breakfast - Eating a full Roast Dinner off a paper plate makes you feel ALIVE!

Hear Glenn fail MISERABLY at the Wikipedia game, feel the nostalgia pulse through your veins when we played the 90s Movie Trailer Quiz AND find out what Mr Parkin, Dr Fish and Mr Bookless all have to do with #NationalLetsLaughday.

Breakfast - MY UNIBROWED DAUGHTER. MY BOGEY EATING WIFE.

A music teacher sings us her favourite TV theme tune, Glenn tells us when is it too old to own a phone and Dave admits he didn't quite nail it when he appeared on Pointless Celebrities over the weekend.

Breakfast - Glenn Got A Haircut

Dave's managed to get his hands on possibly the most bizarre Blockbuster branded product EVER: Blockbuster white wine... PLUS: Emma Jones Reads Your News AND Dave asked you to finish this question: 'The difference between me 10 years ago and me now is...' The replies were BRILLIANT!

Breakfast - The Chumbawamba Years Were A Crazy Time For The Young Dave Berry

We discover a remarkable similarity between Dave and Del-Boys upbringing, caller Julie in Birmingham confesses that she may have totally devastated an 18 year olds life and listener Mick ruins the way we hear Oasis forever with his incredible misheard lyric

Breakfast - 'What are you watching Dad?' 'Driveways #Believe'

Dave discusses the pros and cons of owning a pub, Bono and the Edge from U2 deliver another perplexing riddle and Emma Jones explains her Dad's newfound love for videos of driveways... yeah - you read that right.

Breakfast - The Dogs Scallops

In a bid to ramp his screening of Blockbuster classic - Point Break - to the next level, Dave has enlisted the presence of royalty thus making the event a very Royal Screening. PLUS listeners shared stories of times they had performed an emergency clean AND we merged together dogs and movies in the Daily Smash!

Breakfast - He came back from beyond the grave to do a sports bulletin - what a pro!

We revisited that beautiful moment Dave received his post-wedding bar bill, Glenn offended vegetarians up and down the country when he played the Wikipedia game and listen as Dave helped wash away your Monday blues with another edition of 'Let It Go': the nation's collective stress-relief technique.

Breakfast - We Bring Bend Over

Glenn is live from the scene of a log-burner grand-opening in Bromley as Emma Jones reads your news and find out how we took DVD rentals to the next level by renting a copy of #PointBreak all the way from Blockbuster in Bend, Oregon; the LAST EVER Blockbuster in the world!

Breakfast - Why would he have a beard? He's a child that lives in Corfu

On this - World Book Day - we called upon the listener and their offspring to critique their parents attempts at a World Book Day costume. Listener Dawn won her way to our Point Break screening when she gave us her mundane movie trailer and Dave helped clear things up with another go at Apologies, Corrections and Clarifications.

Breakfast - Bring The Holy Water To Table Four

Things you don't want to hear from a waiter brings a hilarious story from Dyson, a Welsh man has a dinosaur in his front garden and Dave handed his Cool Badge in after a run in with the police.

Breakfast - Woofy Boofins Was My Exotic Dancer Name In 2004

As its pancake day the obvious question to ask was what your alternative swear words is, Matt's new car is causing rifts between his kids and Dave thinks his daughter has a superpower, so we test it by doing a dummy spitting competition, LIVE.

Breakfast - Ricky Gervais Airs His Concerns About Gordon Ramsay's Nudity

On today's show, Ricky Gervais joined Dave, and Dave managed to stun the comedian. Also, Dave picks the film that he'll be renting from Blockbuster!

Breakfast - Pint (Dramatic Pause) Glass