The Dave Berry Breakfast Show

Breakfast - Introducing brand new sporting pastime 'SCOLF'

What is scolf?, Glenn's got a new haircut and we have an excitable winner...

Breakfast - A sultry post-modern Fido Dido after a shower

Today Dave wants to know what's on your 'to-do' list and gets some surprising responses plus a kebab fiend plays 5 Words 5 Grand and manages to offend Dave like never before. Be warned the Podcast Introduction is very much not safe for work!

Breakfast - Jemima, go and get a lettuce out of your Grandad

This morning Taron Egerton pops in to visit Dave and plays Celebrity Scenarios plus Matt Dyson displays a weirdly good knowledge of One True Voice AND Dave names and shames the member of the team who cost him his Cool Badge.

Breakfast - 'Why are there no young Steves?'

Dave and Matt form an artistic partnership, we find out how you've used animals to get away with past misdemeanors PLUS the hunt for a young Steve begins.

Breakfast - Tea bags in the Sink, that is what we are.

Dave is back from holiday and ready to tackle the big subjects. Today the team take on the burning issue of hand towels, 5 Words 5 Grand is tense and Dave and Matt plan to make art like it's never been made before.

Breakfast - Feeling a little peaky after Victoria Beckham's blood revelation

It's Ben's last day covering Dave and it does not disappoint. We've got holiday bragging texts, Ben is preparing for a Stag Do and we reveal the best named show (probably) at the Edinburgh Festival this year. Plus more competitions than you can shake a stick at.

Breakfast - Oranges, Finger Nails and Drinkable Crisps

Breakfast - That's Football

Ben Burrell is in for Dave all week. Today the team discover what Footballing Royalty Petr Cech is doing to prepare for retirement, plus there's plenty of cool badges handed in AND Matt Dyson's celeb spotting doesn't go to plan.

Breakfast - Wish You Weren't Here With Emma Jones

On today's show, Emma Jones probably upsets the Stockholm tourist board. We witness a cat doing sit ups, there is a sloth waving AND a listener wins tickets to Nos Alive in Portugal. What more could you want?

Breakfast - Crust Nobody

Ben Burrell is covering while Dave is on holiday and with Emma away too today's show was just the 'lads'! Ben Matt and Glenn discussed bread, bread and even more bread. If you're a fan of wild accusations, crusts and mild technical hiccups then today's show is for you.

Breakfast - Dave and the Team are joined by an award winning heating engineer...

We made last contact with our alien friends in another attempt to determine which Muse track they were trying to cover. PLUS Emma Jones off of the news was fully focused on pigeon-related dramas sweeping the nation when she read Your News AND we caught up with a heating engineer to celebrate his incredible story.

Breakfast - Ringa-Badinga

We've successfully made FURTHER contact with extra-terrestrial musicians from outer space and my my my the music they are making out there with their alien instruments is GLORIOUS! PLUS we hear from the Glaswegian LEGEND Lewis Capaldi who agreed to help us re-open the brand new shiny work lift here at Absolute Radio. He'll also be putting on a very special session but less about that and more about the LIFT!

Breakfast - Bursting From Their Media Bubble to Colonise Mars

What accent will humans have when we eventually colonise Mars? Is it time to rename Daddy Long Legs? Can ANYBODY win 5 Words 5 Grand? Today's podcast delivers the answers to all these PROFOUND questions and more!

Breakfast - Grade 6 Trombonist Hannah Is Live On The Show

We have done it! We have finally made contact with extra-terrestrials and it is AWFUL! Truly awful. Hear the aliens cover of Muse AND another abysmal 5 Words 5 Grand performance from Matt.

Breakfast - oh gawd oh gawd oh gawd

Breakfast - I CAN'T DO THE HUMPTY DUMPTY NURSERY RHYME FOR LOVE NOR MONEY

This morning Dave was joined by the one-and-only Noel Gallagher. We played his brand new song 'Black Star Dancing' and chatted with him about Wayne Rooney, Man City, Nile Rodgers and we played Showbiz Scenarios.

Breakfast - My mother-in-laws cagoule

We announced that the one-and-only, Noel Gallagher, will be joining us on the show tomorrow! PLUS the story of how a man ended up wearing his girlfriend's clothes on their second date...

Breakfast - ROGER MOORE IS MY FAVOURITE BOND TO EAT AN EASTER EGG TO

This is the ONLY place you will hear the definitive Bonds rated best to worst AND a zip orchestra. They didn't think it could be done... but we did it!

Breakfast - Fool me once, fool me twice, three times a lady...

Matt is serious about bloody nipples, Dave is frustrated after sitting in somebody's curry and we hear your stories of lofty ambitions. It's all popping off on the Dave Berry Breakfast Show podcast!

Breakfast - Monkey Monkey Same Same

Emma Jones has got breaking news about a listener's bathroom colour scheme, Matt's into precision walking and Dave's working on his 'waiting for coffee' pose.

Breakfast - I Do A Bit Of Bellboying Whilst The Songs Are On

Dave faced one of the scariest tasks you can face when asked to 'pass the ball back', a listener apologises to an Olympic champion plus you help Emma work something out!

Breakfast - I'm A Nunziata, Sister Of Mog

Dave has gone full cowboy, Glenn's been reading novels in nightclubs, Matt's rotating socks and Zac Efron's glory hunting.

Breakfast - Does It Manifest Itself When In Sachet Form?

Tales of melted Easter eggs, a fear of Brown sauce and some really bad excuses.

Breakfast - This Bank Holiday I'll Be Choking On Chesney

Dave & the team did everything they could to prove to you that they were LIVE. Plus they talk Chesney Hawkes and a classic movie scene gets ruined.