The Dave Berry Breakfast Show

Breakfast - Looks like we've ruined another marriage

This morning 5 Words 5 Grand gets tense. We settle on a name for the show's fragrance and Natalie and Simon's marriage will NEVER be the same again. Enjoy!

Breakfast - YOU CAN'T WATCH THE MASKED SINGER IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD YOUR PUDDING!

This morning, Dave wants to name the fragrance, Matt's obsession with The Masked Singer is in jeopardy and we open the Relationship Rolodex once more. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Charlie Watts Bespoke Bread Bin

This morning Dave sends a young, innocent producer out to road test the show's fragrance. He meets another Trades-person to the stars and there's a Beat The Intro with a twist. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Jayne, Can I smell your wrist?

This morning Dave and the gang welcome the Masked Sniffer into the studio to pick our brand new fragrance. Matt Dyson shares the saddest song ever made and Emma Jones returns from her holidays. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Dave Berry and the Jazzman

This morning Dave makes a new friend, we're collecting Cool Badges AND Helen from the Perfume Studio joins us! Enjoy!

Breakfast - The saddest thing I've ever seen is the smokers outside Hamley's doors

This morning Dave and the gang chat First Thoughts, we ask if you've ever been injured by a kid's toy and give away a holiday to Dubai. Enjoy!

Breakfast - You'll smell like a swarm of Lindas

This morning Matt Dyson wants his Mummy. Dave coins the term 'Cumdog Millionaire' and the weekly peek into the Relationship Rolodex reveals a textbook example of what not to say to your partner. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Styling it out while hiding in a hedge

This morning Dave hides in a hedge, Dyson has a new catch phrase and Glenn Moore (sort of) Reads Your News!

Breakfast - May the seas rise and claim us all - Anon

This morning Dave pays tribute to the late, great Terry Jones. Matt Dyson takes us to the Bingo and Glenn reveals he's a good person to live inside of. Enjoy.

Breakfast - Dousing yourself in the nether regions of a Deer.

This morning the dream of having a fragrance grows one step closer. There's more shredder chat. PLUS we find out where 'musk' originally came from. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Glenn Moore's Gingham Tabard was the talk of the Blur gig

This morning you tell us how we smell. Matt Dyson tells us how to break into his car using a crisp packet and Glenn reveals why he was a stand in dinner lady. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Would you like to smell us?

Today Dave asks if you'd like to smell us. Matthew Dyson insults his mother-in-law and it's Glenn's birthday, what's not to enjoy?!

Breakfast - Tinged with Agg

This morning we have an Out Out Amnesty, Dave starts to hit listeners with a Biro and a lowly, junior Producer RUINS Beat The Intro. Enjoy!

Breakfast - A brush with Danny Dyer at Cirque du Soleil

This morning we're after your apologies, corrections and clarifications. We ask if you're in a good mood or bad mood and Mr Matthew Dyson provides us with a heatmap of the Taco Bells in the UK. We're so sorry.

Breakfast - Hats off to Diego

This morning Dave reveals more of his 90s Stripper Names, we get a sack load of Cool Badges and Matt Dyson raps. We're so sorry.

Breakfast - Northern Girls RULE!

This morning Dave wants to hear your awful comedy voicemail greetings, we get some listeners on the phone after a 12 hour 'session' and Matthew Dyson RUINS the Daily Smash. Enjoy!

Breakfast - They should rename the Masked Singer 'Bring Out The Gimp'

This morning we talk about embarrassing things your parents say, Dave delves into the Relationship Rolodex and we discover why Matt Dyson lost a tenner over the weekend. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Shafted is in the Pipeline

This morning we meet our first Trades-person to the Starts of 2020. Little Evie makes her Dad Dave the proudest parent on earth and Emma Jones does the unimaginable. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Hobbits on Tandems

This morning we have some superb apologies, corrections and clarifications. Kids read out your 1* reviews of toys PLUS big news about Bowling for Soup... don't miss it!

Breakfast - I Believe They Covered This in the Stage Musical The Jersey Boys

This morning the Cool Badge returns in style, plus we hear pearls of wisdom from Taxi Drivers AND we give away a Dave Berry Breakfast Show Mug. Enjoy!

Breakfast - A Short Back & Sides is Subjective

This morning we're looking for Bills, we celebrate ANOTHER national day and we cross our fingers listener Pablo doesn't put a compliant into our bosses. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Is it a celebrity wearing an Alan Johnson mask?

And they're back..! Today Dave and gang returns with tales of a wild couple of weeks off plus Matt Dyson delivers a flawless Social Ammo, listener Sarah sets the bar high for the Relationship Rolodex and 5 Words 5 Grand is here to stay. Enjoy!

Breakfast - The Christmas Lunch

It's Christmas Day and the gang have got together for a bit of lunch. Chaos ensues. Enjoy!

Breakfast - The Cannibalistic Tendencies of Emma Jones

Matt Dyson has been struck down in his prime so it's Dave and Emma holding the fort on Christmas Eve! We re-live some of the best moments from the year, stay updated with your Whamageddon efforts and you tell us the worst presents you've ever received! Enjoy!