The Dave Berry Breakfast Show

Breakfast - Self-Dysolation

This morning Matt Dyson comes live from Middle Earth. Emma Jones has run a half marathon and Glenn Moore's girlfriend has gone sleep walking. Dave SOMEHOW has to hold this all together. Enjoy!

Breakfast - The Hypebeast Womble Producer Mark

This morning Dave attempts to learn a new skill. Matt Dyson finds a kindred spirit and we talk about the classic game 'Grandma's Footsteps'. Enjoy!

Breakfast - My Brother James is No Pope

This morning we get an amazing apology from a listener. Matt tells us all about 'Facebook Messenger' and Dave take us gardening. Enjoy!

Breakfast - I’m so fly, I’ll never land

This morning we talk about what makes you gag. We also ask for your uncool T-Shirt slogans. And Matt Dyson, we he socially arms us like never before.

Breakfast - Medusa Full Body Search

This morning Dave talks about the hardship of being a Charlton fan. Dyson talks about his favourite Roller-coaster and we talk to a couple of clowns (Not Glenn and Emma!!). Enjoy!

Breakfast - Matt’s 1 Year-Old Wingman

This morning Dave returns from his holiday and tells us what the scariest thing in Disney is (spoiler, it's not a ride!). Matt tells us about his newest wing man and the Relationship Rolodex does not disappoint. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Complete Kays Catalouge

This morning we complete the 29 Kays Challenge. Matt Dyson eats some Marshmellows and we see the dark side to Emma Jones. Enjoy!

Breakfast - This Feels Like a Low

Day 4 of Ben Burrell. Wish us luck. Today Matt talks tinned goods, Ben talks to a lot of Kays and Emma talks changing the bed. Enjoy!

Breakfast - We Use Kind Hands Here

In a blatant display of complete desperation, the boss has put Ben on Breakfast all this week while Dave Berry is off on his holidays. Listen back to this mornings show as Ben attempts to complete the '29 Kay Challenge', Emma Jones confesses she's forgotten how to party (with devastating results) and we learn what somebody means if they ask you to use 'kind hands'...

Breakfast - The Top Notes of a Tic Tac

Day 2 of Ben Burrell. Has it got any better? Not for us to say. Lots of chocolate chat, lots of Kays and even some Tic Tac banter. Dave's back soon, it'll all be fine.

Breakfast - I don't know what's worse the fact he was peeling dead skin from my face or that he said I had a hairy face

This morning's show is the first in a run of Ben Burrell covering for Dave. We know. We're sorry, please stick with us. Today the gang chat about the Relationship Rolodex, Emma's way of saying Good Morning and the height of the desk. Try to enjoy.

Breakfast - Glenn Moore joins the Pantheon of Champions

This morning Steve Coogan joins Dave for a chat about which Absolute Radio Presenter is the most Partridge. There's huge 5 words, 5 grand news AND Matt Dyson reads a poem. Enjoy!

Breakfast - The First Team Challenge of 2020

This morning Matt Dyson bores us all with tales of Planning Permission and Nottingham. Poor handwriting causes an issue and the Murray Mints advert makes a comeback. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Mick Jagger's Freedom Pass vs Johnny Marr's Curly Wurly

On today's show Matt tries to take us down memory lane, Dave becomes a voyeur and the team get invited to a wedding. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Matt's Chip Down Memory Lane

This morning Mr M Dyson offends listeners, tells us weird stories and Dave gives us facts about batteries. Probably our best show of 2020. Enjoy!

Breakfast - The Worst Modelling Job

This morning Dave talks the worst modelling job in history, we reveal some illuminating stats from the world of 5 Words 5 Grand and Matt Dyson finds the world's weirdest event.

Breakfast - What's The Story Jackanory

This morning we re-name Oasis' second album, Matt Dyson creates a masterpiece and Emma Jones Reads Your News!

Breakfast - The Clap

This morning we find out what went wrong with Dyson's car. Dave talks about The Clap and Sky Mobile pop in and save the day. Enjoy!

Breakfast - The Worst Top Gear Style Road Trip Ever Part 2

This morning Dave and Matt are in Nottingham. Matt sings us a song and the boys play 5 Words 5 Grand with a truck driver. What could go wrong?

Breakfast - The Worst Top Gear Style Road Trip Ever

This morning we announce the world's worst road trip. We give some dental advice and balance a broom in between songs. Enjoy!

Breakfast - One Seat Down from the Demon Nephew

This morning's show was described 'quite good'. It involved Dyson being called a simpleton, a demon nephew being mentioned and Emma wants to take a packed lunch to the Oscars. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Baldy Nostril Nae Neck

This morning Matt gets waxed. Listener Colin named the podcast and we root around a celebrities draws. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Speaking of Shoe Covers

This morning there's toilet humour. Matt Dyson gets hit by a tray and we talk nasal hair. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Oh Caretaker, can you fix my damp chalkboard for me?

This morning we look for a voice-over artist, Dave & Matt hand in the oddest of Cool Badges and we have to close the blinds in the studio. Enjoy!