The Dave Berry Breakfast Show

Breakfast - What's Your Name and What's Your Tier?

This morning there's some Pat Sharp news with Matt Dyson, we have amazing Abandon Tip stories AND there's another episode of Show Your Workings. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Sam Fender has a better grasp of Military hardware than Donald Trump

This morning we have some Sam Fender/Donald Trump related Social Ammo, there's some great Relationship Rolodex chat AND Glenn reveals a weird childhood fear. Enjoy!

Breakfast - I don't think Producer Will's achievements will make it to air

This morning we have another game of Deal or Steal, Emma Jones Reads Your Read and somebody gets a really great fantasy football score but will the team talk about it? The clue is in the title. Enjoy.

Breakfast - Winston Churchill: Peace Signs and Pouting

This morning we have some amazing stories from the listeners, Emma Jones reveals some beef from within the team AND Matt Dyson asks how popular a certain former Prime Minister would be on Instagram. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Meow For Now!

This morning we go on a Fred Dinenage deep-dive. We take some amazing Cool Badges AND another Absolute Radio Presenter will Fake It like a Polaroid Picture!

Breakfast - He was quite ashen-faced when he returned to the table!

This morning we ask you about toothbrushes, Glenn reveals a story about Helen Hunt AND we ask for the times you've Abandoned Tip! Enjoy!

Breakfast - Why did I have custard for Breakfast today of all days?!

This morning we've got a treat for you. We ask you what you wouldn't do for love, Matt Dyson gives you some social ammunition and we peak inside your relationship rolodex! Enjoy!

Breakfast - I've not been following the football... IT'S DENMARK!

This morning Richie Firth Fakes it like a Polaroid Picture, Dave becomes a shock jock AND Emma Jones Reads Your News... enjoy!

Breakfast - Thatsa The Penge!

This morning we have some terrible broken Italian, we get some amazing apologises corrections and clarifications AND we ask what's in the Glove Box. Enjoy!

Breakfast - It's no "What's inside your butthole"!

This morning we ask when you've been a brown-nose. We promote one of the Producers to the cabinet AND once again one of you shows your workings! Enjoy!

Breakfast - Beveragino (Comic Sans)

This morning we have some amazing Abandon Tips stories, the ham plot get slightly odd and Matt Dyson makes a really bizarre decision. Enjoy!

Breakfast - If it hadn't been for Ralf Little Christmas would have been ruined!

This morning we have a surprise cameo from Ralph Little (sort of), Dave returns from his holidays with stories to share AND Matt Dyson's Social Ammo is as contemporary as ever. Enjoy!

Breakfast - I suppressed my inner-Mendonca

HUGE news on 5 celebrities £10 today. We have a couple of greedy listeners and we ask about the times you've been stupid - enjoy!

Breakfast - Let's make Bertie the new Jiffpom

Today's show featured dog chat. Some say too much dog chat. Not for us to say. Blame Ben.

Breakfast - All Our Guts Would Be Sucked Out of Our Bums

Shambles. Backwards Songs. Ruined Features. Ben's in for Dave again and it's all gone to pieces, good luck all.

Breakfast - Gentrified flophouse

This morning we have a BIG game of Beat the Outro, we talk all things potty training and hotels feature more than you'd expect. Enjoy!

Breakfast - It's a bit jousty isn't it?

Ben is in for Dave all week and don't we just know it? From a chaotic Social Ammo to a peak inside Ben's bedroom. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Stinky Chicken Money

This morning Dave is joined by Michael McIntyre! Plus we have a BIG announcement about 5 Words 5 Grand and we find out who gets Beveraginoed... enjoy!

Breakfast - Matt you're the king of Milton Keynes

This morning, Matt's adventures in Milton Keynes leads him to meeting a fan, we have an amazing Dear Dave and the end is neigh for Beat The Lyrics. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Bush in a bubble bath

This morning we take some amazing Cool Badges, there's controversy in Beat The Intro AND we're Faking it Like a Polaroid Picture. Enjoy!

Breakfast - PLEASE just tell me about the Fijian Rugby Team

This morning we have some amazing callers! From a rugby story (sort of) to Angel Boy via a listener telling the producers they hate them. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Queen Gordon's Dirty Shoe Time

This morning we have someone 'feeling' Matt Dyson, an amazing Relationship Rolodex AND find out what Right Said Fred have been up to. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Does The Queen Of Rock Can-Can?

On the show this morning... Snack Inventor Ben selects a winner who's snack will be officially made (and tasted next week), Emma Jones Reads Your News and Leona Graham does a rock-version of the can-can. Is it a thing? Listen now to find out!

Breakfast - The Spoon Stirs Itself After A Few Butter Beers

Dave is nearly dethroned by 9 year-old listener Charlie, Producer Mark clarifies that he is not actually a Priest and a listener insults Matt Dyson in another round of 5 Words 5 Grand