The Dave Berry Breakfast Show

Breakfast - Matt Dyson: the Self-Auto-Tuner

Today the show is stolen by listener Terri, trust us, you want to listen to this one.

Breakfast - Pure Cotch to Sore Crotch

Today we have some outrageous Cool Badges, we ask for your favourite Cotch positions and we ask if you're in a Good Mood or a Bad Mood?

Breakfast - Chewbacca is doing well if you know what I mean?

This morning we get your Cool Badges, Dave apologises to a member of the team AND there's some amazing things that sound bad but apparently aren't..!

Breakfast - Sailor's Grog Rotation

Today Matt Dyson goes down a bit of a Noel Edmonds wormhole. Dave springs a surprise Beat The Intro on Emma and Dys and we have another game of 5 Words 5 Grand! Enjoy.

Breakfast - My Sister from Another Mister

This morning was the teams first show back after working from home! Dave tells us an embarrassing pet name he's started calling Sarah-Jane, Dyson forgets how radio works and Emma Jones plays the first studio-based game of 5 Words 5 Grand in months. Enjoy!

Breakfast - If I've got Melon in my hair when I get home from work, I've had a good day

This morning is the team's last show from their homes (touch wood!). There's a Beat The Intro, Dave launches a new feature AND there's more games of What's Biggest?

Breakfast - White Meat Can't Jump

This morning the Podcast was named in the first half an hour! We have the best tallest tales you've ever heard AND a returning listener James tries his hand at 5 Words 5 Grand... Enjoy!

Breakfast - Matt Dyson: Poster Boy for the Mid-life Crisis

This morning we ask for your Cool Badges! A listener get in touch asking for some life advice from Emma and Dave continues to Unlock Your Lockdown! Enjoy!

Breakfast - Just one Cornetto give it to me!

This morning we have an update on the Lolly Gobble Choc Bomb! A listener has written a song for us AND 5 Words 5 Grand turns up some great answers... enjoy!

Breakfast - I'll pixelate the faces of the young and tag you in

This morning Dave begins to unlock your lockdown. 5 Words 5 Grand returns and the team have a shocker on What's Bigger? Enjoy!

Breakfast - The Lolly Gobble Choc Bomb

This morning we play Beat The Intro, there's a Dear Dave trip down memory lane and there's a bumper Social Ammo with Matt Dyson... Enjoy!

Breakfast - Meandering down a Unicorn lined River with Liz McClarnon

This morning Matt Dyson tells us quite an incredible story, we have an incredible caller AND one of the off-air team has quite the apology to make. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Harby Westler

This morning Dave asks everyone to write a novel... really! Plus we're asking you to hand in the Cool Badge and there's more games of What's Bigger! Enjoy!

Breakfast - Dave Berry the only man who can pull off a Camal Toe

This morning Dave shares a harrowing story, we play a Panpipe version of Beat the Intro and we're asking for your facts that sound made up, but aren't! Enjoy!

Breakfast - Keep your masks on and try not to scream

This morning we have some red hot social-ammo from Matt Dyson, there's some sensational Relationship Rolodex stories AND Glenn ends the show with a mini faux pas. Enjoy!

Breakfast - 5 Words Friday

Today the money on 5 Words 5 Grand would be won... but by who?

Breakfast - It's like what Oceans Elevens would be like but with Noel Edmonds

This morning the team have been out the night before and well, chaos ensued. Hear all about it, plus listener Andy shares one of the best stories ever told and find out if Five Words Friday is happening or not... enjoy!

Breakfast - You're not clutching a Hammock are you Leona?

This morning we're taking your Cool Badges, asking what old fashioned thing do you still use and Leona pops in for a game of 'What Am I Holding'? Enjoy!

Breakfast - A down the trouser freshen up.

This morning we ask about the biggest thing you've ever broken. Emma Jones describes someone as a Right-Handed Forker and Matt Dyson gives us some red hot Matt Hancock social ammo. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Creepy Brawlers

This morning find out why Dave was once again going through his old Exotic Dancer Names, Matt Dyson goes rogue during the Relationship Rolodex and Glenn Moore explains the pitfalls of gigging in a car park. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Hats for Cats from Hair they shed

This morning Peter Newell returns with a quiz, Matt Dyson throws his toys out of the pram and Dave answers some important Christmas questions... in July! Enjoy.

Breakfast - A vicious circle of Chinese Chow Mein and dog licking.

This morning we take a lot of Apologises Corrections and Clarifications, we try a radio first involving 5 callers and their Sat-Navs AND Executive Producer Mark tries to get a discount. Enjoy!

Breakfast - The more hung the better!

This morning we have some incredible Cool Badges handed in, Matt Dyson tells us all about Nottingham's favourite son AND we reveal the final team challenge! Enjoy!

Breakfast - I knew it was time to go home when I'd fallen asleep on the floor of a child's bedroom

This morning Dyson tells us about the time he scarred a child for life. Emma shares a grim story and Dave gives us one of the best facts of all time. Enjoy!