The Dave Berry Breakfast Show

Breakfast - Sam Fender has a better grasp of Military hardware than Donald Trump

This morning we have some Sam Fender/Donald Trump related Social Ammo, there's some great Relationship Rolodex chat AND Glenn reveals a weird childhood fear. Enjoy!

Breakfast - I don't think Producer Will's achievements will make it to air

This morning we have another game of Deal or Steal, Emma Jones Reads Your Read and somebody gets a really great fantasy football score but will the team talk about it? The clue is in the title. Enjoy.

Breakfast - Winston Churchill: Peace Signs and Pouting

This morning we have some amazing stories from the listeners, Emma Jones reveals some beef from within the team AND Matt Dyson asks how popular a certain former Prime Minister would be on Instagram. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Meow For Now!

This morning we go on a Fred Dinenage deep-dive. We take some amazing Cool Badges AND another Absolute Radio Presenter will Fake It like a Polaroid Picture!

Breakfast - He was quite ashen-faced when he returned to the table!

This morning we ask you about toothbrushes, Glenn reveals a story about Helen Hunt AND we ask for the times you've Abandoned Tip! Enjoy!

Breakfast - Why did I have custard for Breakfast today of all days?!

This morning we've got a treat for you. We ask you what you wouldn't do for love, Matt Dyson gives you some social ammunition and we peak inside your relationship rolodex! Enjoy!

Breakfast - I've not been following the football... IT'S DENMARK!

This morning Richie Firth Fakes it like a Polaroid Picture, Dave becomes a shock jock AND Emma Jones Reads Your News... enjoy!

Breakfast - Thatsa The Penge!

This morning we have some terrible broken Italian, we get some amazing apologises corrections and clarifications AND we ask what's in the Glove Box. Enjoy!

Breakfast - It's no "What's inside your butthole"!

This morning we ask when you've been a brown-nose. We promote one of the Producers to the cabinet AND once again one of you shows your workings! Enjoy!

Breakfast - Beveragino (Comic Sans)

This morning we have some amazing Abandon Tips stories, the ham plot get slightly odd and Matt Dyson makes a really bizarre decision. Enjoy!

Breakfast - If it hadn't been for Ralf Little Christmas would have been ruined!

This morning we have a surprise cameo from Ralph Little (sort of), Dave returns from his holidays with stories to share AND Matt Dyson's Social Ammo is as contemporary as ever. Enjoy!

Breakfast - I suppressed my inner-Mendonca

HUGE news on 5 celebrities £10 today. We have a couple of greedy listeners and we ask about the times you've been stupid - enjoy!

Breakfast - Let's make Bertie the new Jiffpom

Today's show featured dog chat. Some say too much dog chat. Not for us to say. Blame Ben.

Breakfast - All Our Guts Would Be Sucked Out of Our Bums

Shambles. Backwards Songs. Ruined Features. Ben's in for Dave again and it's all gone to pieces, good luck all.

Breakfast - Gentrified flophouse

This morning we have a BIG game of Beat the Outro, we talk all things potty training and hotels feature more than you'd expect. Enjoy!

Breakfast - It's a bit jousty isn't it?

Ben is in for Dave all week and don't we just know it? From a chaotic Social Ammo to a peak inside Ben's bedroom. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Stinky Chicken Money

This morning Dave is joined by Michael McIntyre! Plus we have a BIG announcement about 5 Words 5 Grand and we find out who gets Beveraginoed... enjoy!

Breakfast - Matt you're the king of Milton Keynes

This morning, Matt's adventures in Milton Keynes leads him to meeting a fan, we have an amazing Dear Dave and the end is neigh for Beat The Lyrics. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Bush in a bubble bath

This morning we take some amazing Cool Badges, there's controversy in Beat The Intro AND we're Faking it Like a Polaroid Picture. Enjoy!

Breakfast - PLEASE just tell me about the Fijian Rugby Team

This morning we have some amazing callers! From a rugby story (sort of) to Angel Boy via a listener telling the producers they hate them. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Queen Gordon's Dirty Shoe Time

This morning we have someone 'feeling' Matt Dyson, an amazing Relationship Rolodex AND find out what Right Said Fred have been up to. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Does The Queen Of Rock Can-Can?

On the show this morning... Snack Inventor Ben selects a winner who's snack will be officially made (and tasted next week), Emma Jones Reads Your News and Leona Graham does a rock-version of the can-can. Is it a thing? Listen now to find out!

Breakfast - The Spoon Stirs Itself After A Few Butter Beers

Dave is nearly dethroned by 9 year-old listener Charlie, Producer Mark clarifies that he is not actually a Priest and a listener insults Matt Dyson in another round of 5 Words 5 Grand

Breakfast - 'Can I Be Richie Naked In His Back Garden?'

On this morning's show... Leona Graham asks if she can take a naked garden photo, listener Lesley asks if we can create a marmite cheesecake and Emma is described as an 'exotic fruit'... listen now to find out why!