The Dave Berry Breakfast Show

Breakfast - The surgeon, the paitent, the whamming and her lover

This is a tier 4 podcast. As such the gang are from home today but that doesn't stop us taking your stories of being Whammed, Dave peeks inside the Relationship Rolodex AND we take your controversial Christmas opinions!

Dave Berry's Dadpod - Merry Christmas!

A quick message to say thank you, merry Christmas and happy new year!

Breakfast - Coldplay can go f*** themselves

So, Coldplay have really upset Dave. Matt loves them though and Emma's trying to stay out of it. Enjoy!

Breakfast - It's no Todger Strunk but it'll do!

This morning the BIG Christmas Movie Quiz continues, we hear your stories of being Whammed and Brian Harvey has a message for the team. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Lashing of Gravy over my Todger please!

This morning gets a bit smutty. Dyson goes to the wrong restaurant and what have a great Cool Badge from Steve in Wandsworth. Enjoy!

Breakfast - A human portal or a tattooed portal?

This morning we have an amazing story of being Whammed, someone's Mum writes a letter about them and the Big Christmas Movie Quiz rolls onto Day 2. Enjoy!

Breakfast - The Suit-bag of Ovulating Spiders

This morning Dave tells an amazing story about spiders, we hear from a poor lady whammed at the worst time AND we launch the Christmas Movie Quiz - Enjoy!

Dave Berry's Dadpod - David Lammy MP

David Lammy, MP for Tottenham, Shadow Lord Chancellor and Shadow Secretary of State for Justice and father of 3, joins Dave for this episode of his Dadpod. David talks about why he loves having a big family, what Christmas is like in the Lammy household and the importance of Tottenham Hotspurs to him and his kids. When trying to explain how he balances work and fatherhood, David gets interrupted in spectacular fashion as he chats to Dave from the House of Commons. David also considers the huge impact his mother had on him as a parent and he explains why adopting his daughter 6 years ago was the most important thing their family has ever done. You can follow David at: https://twitter.com/DavidLammy You can find more information about adoption at: https://www.coram.org.uk/

Breakfast - Einwanger

This morning someone new shows Dave their workings, Emma Jones Reads Your News and we have a festive Beat The Intro! Enjoy!

Breakfast - Christmas init

This morning we check in on Martin Kenyon, Glenn Moore gets VERY nervous and listener Louise admits to her very weird sleeping habit. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Santa Please Bring Wine

This morning Dave hands in a very embarrassing Cool Badge, Dyson introduces a new National Treasure and we pay our respects to the Whammed. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Who Cares?

This morning Matt Dyson talks breakdancing, a listener asks 'who cares?' and Dave hunts in a bin for an old apple core. Enjoy?

Breakfast - Organic Whamming

This morning we hear your Wham-tales of woe. Jonsey once again puts Stefan in the Relationship Rolodex and Matt Dyson's Social Ammo combines his two loves. Enjoy!

Dave Berry's Dadpod - Ben Shephard

Ben Shephard, TV presenter, journalist, quiz master and father of 2, joins Dave Berry for this episode of his Dadpod. Ben explains why he loves that his teenage sons are now old enough to beat him at golf and outpace him on runs. He remembers when his son won the jackpot on Tipping Point, and a particularly hilarious story when he tried to give his wife the morning off parenting duties and it all went wrong. Ben also considers the importance of instilling a charitable ethos in his kids and the challenge of bringing the - often gloomy - news to the nation and then having to raise children in that world. You can follow Ben at: https://www.instagram.com/benshephardofficial/

Breakfast - The Christmas Party!

Today is Christmas Party Day! We have Bastille in the building, we're giving away gift and Emma Jones Reads Your Office Christmas Party Gossip.

Breakfast - Sorry for Whamming you in the Grouting Aisle

This morning a firm favourite from the week returns! We play Beat The Intro again and Wickes make amends. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Whammed by my own husband at my desk at work

Today we have some of our best callers EVER. We hear how you've already been Whammed, a listener sings on air and Matt Dyson throws a colleague under the bus. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Semi Sentient Sandwich Bags

This morning we find out who has been Whammed early, Liam Gallagher drops in for a chat AND Matt Dyson is being weird again. Good luck!

Breakfast - Once they've can use an Allen Key they are free

This morning Matt Dyson gets a bit weird. First he tries to make Talking Cat Mondays a thing, then he uses his young son to explain why he's sending odd links to the group chat. Plus Dave tells a story about a naked man. Enjoy!

Dave Berry's Dadpod - Tyson Fury

Tyson Fury, the world heavyweight champion and father of 5, joins Dave Berry for this episode of his Dadpod. He took a moment out of his intense training camp to chat to Dave about fatherhood, and how he manages to balance being a dad and the Gypsy King. Plus he talks about what it’s like sharing his sporting success with his dad in his corner, why it’s important to keep in touch with your inner child and whether he wants to see his kids take up boxing. You can follow Tyson at: https://www.instagram.com/gypsyking101/ Tyson’s new book, The Furious Method: Transform Your Mind, Body and Goals, is out now.

Breakfast - You're getting a tree! You're getting a tree! YOU'RE GETTING A TREE!

This morning Dave goes Christmas MAD! Matt Dyson gets loose with the Social Ammo and Producer Will sings. We're sorry in advance.

Breakfast - Is this so you can google boobs in the daytime?

This morning it starts off a bit weird and doesn't get much better. We find out what Absolute Radio tastes like and Matt Dyson has a very weak excuse for his Google activity. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Salmon Fishing in the Lemon

This morning Dave and the gang ruin a lovely heartwarming story in social ammo. We hear your amazing nightclub stories AND the 'Leona Graham Soundboard' becomes a reality. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Call an Angelance

This morning we launch our Christmas Advert campaign. Dave re-creates Storage Wars and we give a taste to Absolute Radio 10s! Enjoy!