The Dave Berry Breakfast Show

Breakfast - It's 7:20am And I'm Having A Roast Dinner

This morning, Matt Dyson tells us all about a cow who had a day out at the water park, we start constructing Dave's Bedtime Story thanks to some help from listener Maria and Jez gets in touch with our favourite Thuglife Tuesday ever... an early morning roast.

Breakfast - Big News For Emma Jones and Steven

This morning, Matt Dyson brings us an impressive nunchuck display in the Social Ammunition, A terrible Monday develops into an accidental bank heist for listener Mark and Emma Jones brings us some huge news as she joins a special club on the Dave Berry Breakfast show!

Breakfast - Beep That Horn, Nameless Husband

Who do you think would win in a fight, He-Man or Liono? What’s your favourite Pokemon? What type of spark plugs would you recommend for a 1978 Renegade Jeep? If you had to be a cartoon character for the day who would you be? Find out how the Breakfast Show team answered these questions AND MORE when they opened the microphone to the audience for #AskBreakfastAnything...

Breakfast - Would You Eat An Armadillo, Kelly?

Do you or somebody you know ever get words or phrases wrong? You're not alone. Oh BOY do we have some EXCELLENT malapropisms from across the UK to share with you...

Breakfast - Did Charles Darwin Have A Slow Cooker?

Cool Badges, 100 year-old walnuts and G&Ts with Sean Connery. Today's podcast has it all!

Breakfast - 'Deliverance Two' Isn't Shaping Up How I Thought It Would

What do beehives, massive bags of pasta and a jumpsuit all have in common? Listen to the podcast and you'll find out!

Breakfast - Long, Loud and Impossible to Ignore

We hear some of your most harrowing Monday-est Monday stories, your best (worst) jokes AND we get newly-weds - Debbie and Steve - back on the phone to find out how their mini-moon is going...

Breakfast - Whisky, Vodka, Lager, Cider... Urine?

This morning it's all about shocking revelations, Matt Dyson tells us about his secret pets, Dave reveals a all about his Facebook resistance and Debbie and Steve come on the show on the morning of their wedding day... where we reveal to them that they'll actually be taking on 5 Words 5 Grand as our first couple competitor!

Breakfast - It's Alive But It Doesn't Have A Face

This morning, we hear about the weird and wonderful things you believed as a child, Emma Jones demands an apology for some unauthorised bobble hat shopping and Matt Dyson's Social Ammunition brings us some Boris Johnson themed artwork that will put you off your next trip to the barbers.

Breakfast - Camila's Legs Of Jelly

This morning, Glenn Moore gets jealous of people falling through trap doors, listener Camila accidentally invented a bird based delicacy during 5 Words 5 Grand and Matt Dyson hands in his cool badge for getting flummoxed by a Tesla car door.

Breakfast - Kerbab

This morning, Emma Jones gives a savage review of Ringo Starr, a giant discards a kebab on Thuglife Tuesday and Dave has another shocker in a game of Vox Drops.

Breakfast - Accidentally Baptised

This morning, we've got a skeleton crew with just Dave and Glenn on the show. Glenn brings the Halloween themed Social Ammo and takes on Hometime's 'Through The Decades' Quiz solo, plus listener Kelly tells us all about how she turned up to the wrong baptism at the weekend.

Breakfast - The Ed Sheeran Guest Special

This morning, we hear the creepy things that your kids say to you, a very difficult word crops up on 5 Words 5 Grand and the legend that is Ed Sheeran joins Dave for a chat to celebrate his new album Equals being released today!

Breakfast - Together We've Got 8 Legs

This morning, Dave warned everyone against looking at the Natural History Museum Instagram today, we get on your stories of things you've accidentally put in the washing machine and the question for A Mug's Game brings embarrassment to Matt Dyson.

Breakfast - You Cannot Resuscitate The Coffee Pod

This morning, Dave is in a bad mood thanks to the loud summons from his daughter and Matt Dyson handing in his cool badge leads to us asking an unexpected question... can we find an alternative phrase for Matt Dyson to stop him saying "Ah, we meet again" to strangers when he's walking dog?

Breakfast - You Can't File An Egg

This morning, Dave is back from Brighton, Matt Dyson brings the social ammo where a Tipping Point contestant mixes up his poets and his Simpsons, there's a very poor showing on 5 Words 5 Grand and we test out Hometime's new game "Through The Decades" where Matt Dyson proves himself to be the worlds biggest B.O.B fan!

Breakfast - Manchester United Weren't The Only Ones To Taste "De-Feet"

This morning Glenn Moore gets bullied in a cinema, Nick falls at the first hurdle in 5 Celebs 5 Pound and Matt Dyson brings some truly disturbing Social Ammo involving Paul Scholes and some toenails... grim.

Breakfast - Robert, You're Going To Poundland!

Ben Burrell is in for Dave Berry this morning where we find out about a creepy mask that listener Dawn keeps in her living room, a gobble of turkey's find everything funny in Social Ammo with Matt Dyson and Scotland redeems itself with a winner on 5 Celebs 5 Pound!

Breakfast - What About A Man Shower?

This morning Glenn has some huge news and it's a day of very close competitions as Barry comes within a whisker of the money on 5 Words 5 Grand plus it's a very tight fight on Vox Drops!

Breakfast - All Widened Up

This morning, Matt Dyson is back with the Social Ammo including "The Balloon World Cup", we give away a holiday to Cyprus and we take your cool badges for expressing enthusiasm for 'scan and pack' shopping and attending a 'house plant festival'

Breakfast - A Bunch Of Hotties Took My Dad

We have a dinosaur debate thanks to Emma's Instagram poll, we give away a holiday to Gran Canaria AND we Adam is filled with regret about his Thuglife Tuesday involving a vending machine, a packet of McCoy's and some hidden evidence.

Breakfast - 'I Wonder Where He Got That Bowler Hat'

Gary in Edinburgh comes painfully close to a 5 Words 5 Grand win, we give away a holiday to Lanzarote AND we ask you: What is the weirdest thing you've seen in the early hours of the morning? (trust us; we got some WEIRD stories)

Breakfast - I've just stubbed my Wotsit

This morning YOU get to ask breakfast anything, we say goodbye to one of the team and 5 Words 5 Grand is back... enjoy!

Breakfast - Shatters and Sprinkles

This morning another Berry joins the show, Glenn gets stuck in a toilet and we speculate what the Royals enjoy after a large meal... enjoy!