Rock 'N' Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson

RNR Football - Jobsworths

Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for an afternoon of international goals, chaos & tunes.This week, after Chris Wood was booked for signing autographs, the guys asked for your tales of jobsworths you've come across. Clipbait returned, and Scully delivered an Fleetwood Mac inspired preview of the days action.

RNR Football – We love doing normal things

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes. In honour of Virgil Van Dijk attending his daughter’s school play and saying he likes to do normal things, the boys wanted to know what normal things you enjoy doing. Owain Davies from Level Playing Field is also on to discuss the Unite For Access campaign, and Jamie Carragher has his say on the Five reunion.

RNR Football - The Art of Social Clubs

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes.The show got off to a frantic start with drama in the early kick off - meal deal chat returned, as did Clipbait - and the guys asked you for your tales of social clubs, with hilarious results.

RNR Football - Meal Deal Special

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes.It was the fifth round of the FA Cup this weekend, with only one 3 o'clock kick off, but despite the lack of goals, there was LOTS of chat about the world of Meal Deals, after Cole Palmer claimed he'd never had one!

RNR Football - Northern Nights

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes.This week the boys went biscuit tasting, discussed the new 'Stormzy' meal and asked what the most Northern thing you've ever done is, after Mo Salah was spotted at Blackpool pier earlier this week...

RNR Football - Where's Matt Dyson?!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of chaos (LOTS OF), goals (a few of) & tunes (a good amount of).This week, the start of the show was derailed with a late arrival, the guys talked about the most annoying neighbours you have and we went over to the White House to hear a 'live' press confrence from Donald Trump, giving his thoughts on Marmoush, bottle caps & garlic bread.

RNR Football - Biscuits & Biterness

Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for another FA Cup special of goals, chaos & tunes...This week, the Fordey & Scully ask for your thoughts on biscuits & easter eggs, ask what you're bitter about with some hilarious responses and even hear some wonderful wisdom and advice for life.

RNR Football - Old Players & Windows

Join Emil Franchi & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes - especially from the City ground...This week, Emil & Dyson ask for your best pun names for footballers to make them sound old, discuss your favourite windows, and Emil shares his masterpiece chant about Jacob Murphy...

RNR Football - Clothing & Clipbait

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for yet another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes, despite an awful lot of it coming from Bournemouth...This week, the guys launch Clipbait, showcasing all the best clips from the week in football - and your biggest fashion disasters after Amad Diallo's training kit had the Man Utd badge on upside down...

RNR Football - Underpants Episode

Dyso reveales he owns a pair of underpants that are more than 10 years old. We had to find out if you could beat this record held by Dyso... and boy the results are alarming! Donald Trump is also channelled through our Séance of the Living to tell us his thoughts on Dry January...

RNR Football - Dads & Cups

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an FA Cup Special with LOADS of goals, lots of chaos & tunes.This week, the guys discussed your favourite cups, in tribute to the FA Cup being on - and after Ashley Young was denied the chance to play against his son in the week, they ask what the worst thing about your dad is...

RNR Football - Annoying Colleagues & a Happy New Year!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for 2025's first edition of goals, chaos & tunes.This week, the guys discuss how annoying they are, Fordey's win on Celebrity Mastermind and ask you to tell them about your most annoying work colleague, after Neal Maupay took to social media to slag off Everton...

RNR Football - Festive Footie

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of FESTIVE goals, chaos & tunes. This week, the guys asked if you've ever bumped into anyone you've slagged off, revealed the very best part of Christmas - and No-el Gallagher was summonded in the Séance of the Living.The guys were also joined by Deacon Blue legend & Dundee United fan Ricky Ross for a festive catchup!

RNR Football - Sleepy Goals

Join Matt Forde & Paul McCaffrey for an afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes.This week, the guys asked you for your stories of what you do when your asleep, revealed stars they've met in weird places - and Roy Keane gave his thoughts on Kemi Badenoch in Seance of the Living...

RNR Football - Advent & Annoyance

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals, tunes & chaotic tangents.This week, we asked you to evaluate Dyson's parenting after he revealed his kids don't have advent calendars - and asked which person annoys you the most, after Gary Neville revealed he thinks Arsenal's Set Piece Coach is 'The most annoying man in football'...

Rat 'N' Roll Football - The Vermin Edition

The boys found out all about your encounters with rats in today's show, with a brave listener admitting he likes to get rid of them by the hand when he sees them! We were also joined by legendary sports presenter Steve Rider and Boris Johnson came through in the Seance of the Living.

RNR Football - Scary Scores

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals, tunes & chaotic tangents.This week, the guys asked you for your royal stories after Fordey performed for the King - and after Ian Holloway claimed Swindon's training ground is haunted - they asked for your paranormal activity stories, with hilarious results!

RNR Football - Burgers & International Break

Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for an afternoon of lower league goals, tunes & chaotic tangents.This week, after Kobbie Mainoo admitted he ate loads of burgers in lockdown, the age old debate was opened up as Fordey asked - what is the best burger? Stuart Pearce was chanelled in the Seance of the Living & Fordey revealed all about his new stuffed animal...

RNR Football - Rubbish Trainers & Comfort Foods

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals, tunes & chaotic tangents.This week, a Dyson-pun meant awful market clothing came into focus - specifically rubbish trainers - and after Cole Palmer revealed his love of Lemon Cake & Custard, the very best comfort foods were also discussed.

RNR Football - What Would You Do If You Were Invisible?

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and tunes. Today, the guys discussed Matt's dog's bowels, they spoke to a very cheery vet and they asked the question, what would you do if you were invisible?

RNR Football - The Battle of Hawaii

Join Matt Forde & special guest James Gill for another week of goals, tunes and utter chaos.This week, the guys delved into a big battle in Hawaii, as they asked you what is better - Hawaiian Shirts, or Hawaiian Pizza?They also asked for the very best looking bald men in the world - with a spooky preview of all the days action

RNR Football - Prem Soon Come, Please

Join Jay Lawrence and Matt Dyson as they dissect a busy afternoon of goals, tunes and chaos.This afternoons show focused on stadiums you can study in, things you've done at a football stadium and some of the best out of context clips from Premier League stars...

RNR Football - Weekly Regrets & Home Brewing

Join Matt Forde and Chris Scull for an International Break special, where the lack of top-flight football led to discussions about weekly regrets, a phone call with a butler and home brewing - with some wonderful tales of home brew horrors...

RNR Football - Undertaker Edition

In a radio first, Matt Forde and Matt Dyson shone a spotlight on a very important field of work... Undertaking! Gary the Undertaker joined us on the show to discuss the ins and outs of his very important work, and next week there will be someone with a whole new 'overlooked' profession on the show. In other news, the boys asked you what the worst seat to sit on is... AND Boris Johnson was summoned in the seance of the living.