The Darkness’ new video is here to distract us ‘from the humdrum banality of existence’

Lowestoft’s much-loved sons The Darkness have unleashed the briliantly daft video for ‘All The Pretty Girls’.

Author: Scott ColothanPublished 4th Aug 2017

Filmed on the Cornish coastline, the tongue-in-cheek promo sees the band belt out the song while jet skiing with their feet, riding a tractor, bouncing along the waves on a banana boat and even attempting guitar solos while surfing.

Singer and undisputed king of catchy press release quotes, Justin Hawkins, said: “Dear People of the Internet. We have made this excellent video to distract you from the humdrum banality of existence.

“By looking at film of The Darkness preening and cavorting, you will be transported to an unattainable world of awesomeness. Furthermore, we recommend that you purchase our new record album, for which the above video serves as an amuse-bouche. Enjoy!”


‘All The Pretty Girls’ is lifted from The Darkness’ upcoming fifth studio album ‘Pinewood Smile’, which is released on Friday 6th October via Cooking Vinyl on CD, limited edition Deluxe CD (featuring four bonus tracks), Gatefold Heavyweight Vinyl, Cassette and both Standard and Deluxe digital versions.

Reflecting upon why people should embrace The Darkness and ‘Pinewood Smile’ in these politically volatile times, Justin Hawkins decreed: “Why should anybody care? Because if you don't, we're f--ked!!

“History will remember us as the apathetic generation who negligently ushered in a dreadful dystopian age that may or may not come to be known as ‘The Rise of the Arseclowns’.

“We cannot allow this to continue! You may not give a s--- about Brexit or Trump, but PLEASE... give a s--- about The Darkness otherwise the last bastion of cultural sensibility will fall and our airwaves will be polluted by meaningless pop purveyed by a---holes and morons... Oh wait!”

‘Pinewood Smile’ was written in Putney, South-west London and recorded in Cornwall with Grammy Award-winning producer Adrian Bushby (Foo Fighters, Muse).

Drummer Rufus Tiger Taylor, son of Queen’s Roger Taylor, who joined The Darkness in May 2015, shares vocals with Justin on two of the album tracks.

The track-listing is as follows:

  1. All The Pretty Girls
  2. Buccaneers Of Hispaniola
  3. Solid Gold
  4. Southern Trains
  5. Why Don’t The Beautiful Cry?
  6. Japanese Prisoner Of Love
  7. Lay Down With Me, Barbara
  8. I Wish I Was In Heaven
  9. Happiness
  10. Stampede Of Love

Following the record’s release, The Darkness will be bringing their ever-flamboyant live show to 17 venues across the length and breadth of the UK. Tickets to all shows are on sale from Planet Rock Tickets now.

NOVEMBER 2017
Southampton O2 Guildhall – 23rd
Manchester Academy – 24th
Blackburn King Georges Hall – 25th
Leeds O2 Academy – 27th
Newcastle O2 Academy – 28th
Glasgow O2 Academy – 29th

DECEMBER 2017
Stoke on Trent Victoria Hall – 1st
Nottingham Rock City – 2nd
Norwich UEA – 3rd
Guildford G Live – 5th
Margate Winter Gardens – 6th
Southend Cliffs Pavilion – 7th
Birmingham O2 Academy – 9th
London Eventim Apollo -10th
Brighton Dome – 11th
Cardiff St David’s Hall – 13th
Bristol Colston Hall – 14th

>> Click here to buy The Darkness tickets <<