Ozzy Osbourne Kicks Off Health Advice

Find out how to cure vertigo

Ozzy Osbourne has started his new health advice column in Rolling Stone Magazine with a cure for vertigo and advice on weight loss.

His first Ask Dr Ozzy column appears in the new issue of Rolling Stone and in it he offers tips to a Hawaiian desperate to give up beer and lose weight and a Los Angeles fan who has just found out her teenage son is surfing for pornography online.

He also weighs in on a Turkish fan's vertigo issues, suggesting he "go to bed, drink only water, then get up and walk around in circles for a bit. If you're still dizzy, let me know."

He adds, "I thought I had vertigo... I went to the doctor, and he said, 'Mr. Osbourne, the problem - as far as I can tell - is simply that you're very, very drunk."

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