Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson reveals what to expect from his spoken word tour
"It's probably ruder than you think!"
Last updated 6th Aug 2021
Iron Maiden frontman Bruce Dickinson has told Planet Rock that his upcoming spoken word shows this summer will be “graphic”, “funny” and “probably ruder than you think.”
Bruce Dickinson is taking his ‘Evening With’ spoken word show on the road this August calling in at Brighton, Salford, Bradford, Nottingham, Birmingham and London, after successful shows across the globe before the pandemic.
Speaking to Wyatt on Planet Rock, Bruce said that after the shows in England he hopes to also visit other parts of the UK.
“I've already done probably 50 or 60 of them around the world,” Bruce said. “I did Australia New Zealand tours and places in Europe and stuff. A couple in America, one in Canada. So, this is the first time we've done it in England.
“Unfortunately, at the moment it is (just) in England, because we really would like to get out and do somewhere in Wales, somewhere in Scotland - maybe more than one place in Scotland - let's just take one gig at a time and see how we go.”
Telling Wyatt what to expect from the shows, Bruce explained: “It's difficult to know how to describe it, except to say it's probably ruder than you think! People say ‘do not bring your little children unless they've got earmuffs and a blindfold!’ There are some quite graphic moments in it.”
He continued: “It is a sideways look at how a scruffy little urchin born in a mining town in Worksop ended up being this rock star with ridiculous trousers. And that should give you a flavour. Loads and loads of stories. That’s part one. That normally goes on for… well, I aim to keep it to an hour and a half but sometimes it goes on.
"Then there's a short interval and then the next part of it is completely improvised. Made up, basically, on the spot, or around backstage on the spot. Basically, I use the audience's questions as raw material, because obviously they write out questions on cue cards. Some of them are funny, often unwittingly so. And if you manage to move them around and in the right order very quickly, you can actually assemble almost as a script.
“Now some bits are serious, some bits are very funny, so it's a snapshot of life in general. What I hope is that people laugh - they're entertained, they learned something that maybe they didn't know before, and it affects them in some ways emotionally.”
Bruce added: “This is not a negative show. The idea is not to have people going out go (screams) ‘rock stars’ lives matter!’. It’s not that at all. Rock stars largely aren’t that important. One of the messages is ‘your lives are important and enjoy them.’ People, I hope, will leave the theatre going, ‘Oh, I didn't expect that. That was cool, but I feel good.’”
Tickets to An Evening with Bruce Dickinson are on sale from Planet Rock Tickets now.
Watch Bruce Dickinson interview:
You can also watch highlights from Bruce Dickinson’s chat with Wyatt below where he discusses taking part in The Heavy Metal Truants' charity cycle ride to Download 2021, raising money for Nordoff Robbins, Childline, Teenage Cancer Trust, and Save The Children.
On top of that, they also they discussed Bruce's rather simple requirements when it comes to mobile phones and bikes…
See Bruce Dickinson at the following shows:
AUGUST 2021
Brighton Theatre Royal – Sun 1st
Salford The Lowry – Wed 4th
Bradford St George's Hall – Thu 5th
Nottingham Theatre Royal – Sun 8th
Birmingham The Alexandra – Mon 9th
London O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire – Tue 10th
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Bon Scott – Postman
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Mick Jagger - Porter in psychiatric hospital
While he was a student at the London School of Economics in his teens, Sir Mick worked part time as a porter at the Bexley Mental Hospital. Brought up in the nearby Wilmington, Mick (who is worth an estimated £260million) was paid a reported four pounds and ten shillings a week.
Malcolm Young – Sewing machine mechanic in bra factory
After leaving school aged 15, late AC/DC founder Malcolm Young worked as a sewing machine mechanic at a Hestia bra factory in Sydney, Australia. Malcolm was in a band called the Velvet Underground at the time (not to be confused with the Lou Reed band) but went on to form AC/DC with his younger brother Angus in 1973. Incidentally, Malcolm and Angus came up with the AC/DC band name when they saw the letters – literally meaning alternating current/direct current - on their sister Margaret's sewing machine.
Josh Homme - Farm worker
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Ozzy Osbourne - Slaughterhouse worker
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Steve Harris – Architectural draughtsman
After studying architectural drawing at Leyton Sixth Form College, the 19-year-old Steve Harris founded Iron Maiden in 1975 but earnt a wage working as an architectural draughtsman in the East End of London. Steve told Nights with Alice Cooper in 2020: "Straight after school, went straight into that job. I did my college stuff and on the weekends, two nights a week, and I made sure I got qualified to a certain degree because I thought, if the band don't work, then I'll have something to fall back on." Steve briefly became a street sweeper after losing his job, but fortunately Iron Maiden's career took off at the turn of the 1980s.
Gene Simmons – Assistant to Vogue magazine editor
The young Chaim Witz (who later renamed himself Gene Klein) was a self-certified "excellent typist" and in the mid-sixties landed himself a job as an assistant to an editor at fashion bible Vogue Magazine. Fortunately he downed the typewriter and a few years later started KISS with Paul Stanley. The rest, they say, is history.
Kurt Cobain – Janitor
During Nirvana's embryonic stages, the teenage Kurt worked as a janitor to help fund the band. Bassist Krist Novoselic said: "Here was a man who would never clean his kitchen or take out the garbage, or do those kind of chores, but Kurt Cobain was not a lazy person. Basically he cleaned toilets – that's how he paid for (our first) demo."
Chris Cornell – Fish handler
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Eddie Vedder – Security guard
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David Bowie – Butcher’s delivery boy
After discovering the life-changing music of Little Richard, the 10-year-old David Jones quickly decided he wanted to be a saxophone player for his musical idol. Determined, David got a job as a butcher's delivery boy to fund the purchase of his first instrument and took his first tentative step on his glittering music career.
Freddie Mercury – Market stall trader
Freddie and Roger Taylor both had separate stalls on the top floor of the now demolished Kensington Market in London in the early seventies. Alongside clothing items, Freddie sold many of his own paintings and drawings on the stall and even continued to work there when Queen released their self-titled debut album in 1973.
Patti Smith – Toy factory worker
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Joe Strummer – Gravedigger
In his early 20s Joe decamped from London to Newport, South Wales, where, alongside being the part-time frontman of band The Vultures, he worked as a gravedigger at St Woolos Cemetery. When the band split in 1974, Joe packed in his job and moved back to London and formed new rockabilly outfit The 101ers.
Keith Richards – Tennis ball boy
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Jonathan Davis – Embalmer
After studying at the San Francisco School of Mortuary Science, Jonathan became a professional embalmer. Speaking to The Guardian in 2015, Jonathan said mortuary college was an intriguing experience: "I've pulled so many dead bodies out of cars. It's like a puzzle. Trying to figure out how someone died. It gave me attention too. It was f***ing weird. I got into it for attention and ended up liking it."
Lemmy – Jimi Hendrix’s roadie
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Lars Ulrich – Tennis player
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Tony Iommi – Sheet metal worker
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Tom Araya – Respiratory therapist
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Eric Clapton – Bricklayer’s assistant
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Jon Bon Jovi – Janitor
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Maynard James Keenan – Army soldier
The Tool, A Perfect Circle and Puscifier singer and esteemed winemaker joined the United States Army in 1982 after being partially inspired by the Bill Murray movie Stripes. Distinguished in basic and advanced training, Keenan spent two years in the army but turned down a four-year appointment to West Point (United States Military Academy) and opted to pursue a career in music insteam. The rest, they say, is history.
Tool's Adam Jones - Visual effects on movies
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