Alice Cooper to run for US President?
Alice Cooper wants to be elected all over again...
The Planet Rock presenter and shock-rock legend is releasing a new version of 'Elected' in a bid to become US President and UK Prime Minister.
With the snappy slogans 'Make America Sick Again' and 'A Troubled Man For Troubled Times', Alice has waded into the topsy-turvy world of global politics.
A press release issued by Alice states:
"Alice Cooper is tired of the rhetoric – the mudslinging – the media frenzy. Keeping his snake in his cage and the guillotine in storage, he is putting people before career. Alice Cooper wants to be elected.
"But it’s not all about debonair good looks, long flowing locks and a wicked accent – Alice Cooper has a platform that every voter can get behind.
"He is asking his fellow Americans, his British friends and all those around the world who are disillusioned with their leaders, to join The Wild Party.
Alice Cooper is tackling the everyday concerns discussed among his fellow woman and man - the ordinary, decent hard working (and rocking) people he meets and entertains every day while performing nearly 100 concerts a year around the world."
The press release continues, stating that Alice wants "a snake in every pot, no more pencils, no more books" and "cupholders for every airplane seat". It also expresses his desire to reunite Brian Johnson with AC/DC and rename Big Ben as "Big Lemmy".
"These troubled times call for a troubled mind indeed. These troubled times call for Alice Cooper," Alice says, "Why not me? I have t shirts to sell."
You can check out the new version of elected here.