Bureaucrats to ban the Aberdeen Rowie

Bureaucrats have today announced that the generations old recipe that constitutes the famous Aberdeen buttery can be no more

Published 1st Apr 2015

Bureaucrats have today announced that the generations old recipe that constitutes the famous Aberdeen buttery can be no more.

New proposed healthy eating legislation will see the fat content of the North-east delicacy reduced to almost zero.

Bakers say they'll no longer be butteries - just flat baps.

Pamela Chalmers from Chalmers bakery has said it's a tragedy for Aberdeen and the North-east.

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UPDATE: ...okay, time to come clean. APRIL FOOL!