19 hilarious things you have secretly done that everyone else has too
Bet you a fiver you've done every one of these
1. Called someone pal because you forgot their name
2. Lowered your car stereo so you can see better
3. Ate a family bag of crisps by yourself
4. Secretly diagnosed everyone in the doctors waiting room
5. Pretended you’re in a music video when listening to music in your headphones
6. You’re on Facebook on your computer and then pick up your phone and find yourself on Facebook
7. Ignored an email and pretend it ended up in a spam folder when you eventually reply
8. Sat in your bed in a towel for much longer than necessary
9. You’ve overthought eye contact… “Am I staring too hard?”
10. Went to the shop for bread and milk (no bag for life) and end up carrying a ridiculous amount of stuff out of the shop and dropping half of it (to save money on a bag because you already have BILLIONS at home)
11. Lied to the doctor about how many ‘drinks consumed’ during the week
12. Accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for ‘someone’ else
13. Pretend not to be disappointed when you get a birthday card without any cash in it
14. A person sat beside you and you waited for a few minutes before leaving so you didn’t hurt their feelings
15. Hit the button in a lift to make it move quicker
16. Checked symptoms online and found out you’re dying
17. Mumbled the name part in the ‘Happy birthday’ song
18. Claim you have plans when trying to get out of a social event
19. Rehearsed a convo in your head that you’ll probably never have