13 funny signs that you are single
Celebrating GALentines Day with #SignsYouAreSingle
Last updated 13th Feb 2019
Sick of hearing about love and Valentines Day? Don't worry. We'll give you a wee laugh with #SignsYoureSingle.
You don't need a partner on Valentines Day, you can have just as much fun as a singleton! 😘
Happy GALentines Day! 💗
The toilet seat always stays the way you want it
You have finished Netflix
The passenger seat in your car serves as a desk
You find things where you left them
You only shave the parts of your legs that are on show to the public
The only text you received in the last week was Dominoes Two for Tuesday
You don't have to keep asking people what they want for dinner
You can break wind. Whenever and wherever you want
You can sleep like a starfish
You don't have as many dishes to do
You've completed Tinder
You don't have to listen to somebody's bad day story
Your phone has its own side of the bed