11 things that always happen when the family get together at Christmas

1) The kids (...and sometimes adults) will try and guess the presents

2) And someone will always pick up an obvious-shaped present and go 'oh, I wonder what this is!' – yes, we know it's a Toblerone...

3) We're feeling tipsy by 10.30am, but we only sipped the sherry for the trifle! Honest!

4) There's always one person who gets all the cracker presents – how do you do it?!

5) Something will get burnt… but we smile and pretend it's delicious, because you know, it's Christmas.

6) The kids will complain about Brussels sprouts – we had to eat them so they should too!

7) The carpets always come out stained – whether it's gran with her sherry or dad with his beer, there's always spillage.

8) There will be a group nap in front of the TV – we try and stay awake for Elf, though!

9) You'll find room for more food – the rumbles will happen around 6pm for round two of the turkey and stuffing.

10) Someone will eat all the good chocolate – Christmas eating is a game, you have to be fast.

11) You'll remember just how much you love family time – we all need to get together more, guys!