50 thoughts we all had during the Bake Off saga
Wednesday nights will never be the same again!
If you're a fan of The Great British Bake Off, you will almost certainly have had these thoughts today.
- This just in: the Bake Off is moving to Channel 4
- WHAT?!
- The Bake Off with ADVERTS?!
- Is this a joke?
- Let’s create a petition against it!!!!
- Ooh, somebody’s already made one
- Oh wait, it’s only got 2,000 signatures
- That’s rubbish
- We’re never going to be able to save it
- It’s OK, I mean we’ll probably still watch it
- We can deal with the adverts
- Ooh, another announcement just in…
- Mel and Sue are leaving
- “Not going with the dough”, hahahaha
- Wait no actually that’s so bad!
- The Bake Off is nothing without Mel and Sue!
- What about all the innuendos?
- Will there be no more pulling our sponge fingers out?
- No more creamy horns?
- No more hanging nuts?
- No more 1, 2, 3, bake?
- It’s OK, there’s no need to overreact.
- All is still well as long as Mary is still here
- Mary is the pinnacle of baking
- She IS the Bake Off
- The Bake Off without Mary Berry is like…
- …it’s like baking without an oven!
- Oh my god
- This is not happening
- No please this isn’t real
- MARY BERRY’S GONE!
- All our worst dreams have just come to life
- The soggy bottoms are officially no more
- This is the saddest day ever
- But wait…
- What’s this?
- PAUL IS STAYING?!
- Hahahahahahaha
- Good luck, you traitor
- You are nothing without Mary
- OK, let’s not be mean
- Paul’s a great guy
- We could never hate the silver fox
- But still
- How are we going to cope
- We cannot go on without the Bake Off
- It makes our Wednesday nights
- And gives us an excuse to eat cake uncontrollably for a whole hour
- Wait what’s that? It’s lunchtime?
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