10 'timeless' jokes
Time flies when you're having fun!
You know what they say, time flies when you're having fun!
Q: What time does the duck wake up? ​A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: What do you call a tense clock? ​A: Wound up!
Q: What did the robber say to the clock? A: Hands up!
Q: What dog always knows the time? A: A watch dog!
Q: What do you call a Grandfather clock? ​A: An old timer!
Q: Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? A: Because he wanted time to fly!
Q: What treat can't get anywhere on time? ​A: Choco-late!
Q: Where did the clock finish the race? ​A: Wherever it wound up!
Q: Why did the girl sit on the clock? ​A: She wanted to be on time!
Q: Why did the clock scratch? ​A: Because it had ticks!