10 'timeless' jokes
Time flies when you're having fun!
You know what they say, time flies when you're having fun! So with the clocks going back, we have found some 'timeless' jokes to entertain you.
Q: What time does the duck wake up? ​A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: What do you call a tense clock? ​A: Wound up!
Q: What did the robber say to the clock? A: Hands up!
Q: What dog always knows the time? A: A watch dog!
Q: What do you call a Grandfather clock? ​A: An old timer!
Q: Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? A: Because he wanted time to fly!
Q: What treat can't get anywhere on time? ​A: Choco-late!
Q: Where did the clock finish the race? ​A: Wherever it wound up!
Q: Why did the girl sit on the clock? ​A: She wanted to be on time!
Q: Why did the clock scratch? ​A: Because it had ticks!
Don't forget to put your clocks back this weekend!