17 surprising jobs rock stars had before they were famous

Featuring dead body embalmers, fish guts handlers and gravediggers!

Published 1st Mar 2016

A look at unusual and humdrum jobs rock stars had before they hit the big time featuring dead body embalmers, fish guts handlers and gravediggers!

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! 1. Ozzy Osbourne - Slaughterhouse worker Before Black Sabbath, Ozzy was a jack-of-all-trades working as a construction site labourer, trainee plumber, apprentice toolmaker and car factory horn-tuner. However, it was his job in an abattoir that left a lasting impression on Ozzy. “I had to slice open the cow carcasses and get all the gunk out of their stomachs,” he said. “I used to vomit every day; the smell was something else.”


! 2. Mick Jagger - Porter in psychiatric hospital While he was a student at the London School of Economics in his teens, Sir Mick worked part time as a porter at the Bexley Mental Hospital. Brought up in the nearby Wilmington, Mick (who is worth an estimated £260million) was paid a reported four pounds and ten shillings a week.

! 3. Gene Simmons – Assistant to Vogue magazine editor The young Chaim Witz (who later renamed himself Gene Klein) was a self-certified “excellent typist” and in the mid-sixties landed himself a job as an assistant to an editor at fashion bible Vogue Magazine. Fortunately he downed the typewriter and a few years later started KISS with Paul Stanley. The rest, they say, is history.


! 4. Kurt Cobain – Janitor During Nirvana’s embryonic stages, the teenage Kurt worked as a janitor to help fund the band. Bassist Krist Novoselic said: “Here was a man who would never clean his kitchen or take out the garbage, or do those kind of chores, but Kurt Cobain was not a lazy person. Basically he cleaned toilets – that’s how he paid for (our first) demo.”

! 5. Chris Cornell – Fish Handler Long before his Soundgarden days, Chris earned a crust working for his seafood wholesaler. A far cry from his lifestyle today, Chris told Seattle Post-Intelligencer: "My job was to wipe up the slime and throw away the fish guts. I met pretty much every sous-chef in town because they would come in and look around at what we had. I think we had the best wholesale seafood in town. The owner was impeccable about it."


! 6. Eddie Vedder – Security Guard In the early nineties, Eddie worked a variety of jobs including as a contracted security guard at La Valencia Hotel in San Diego. After the demise of his first band Bad Radio in 1990, Eddie worked as a night attendant at a petrol station. Fortunately his fortunes changed when friend and ex-Red Hot Chilli Peppers member Jack Irons handed him a demo from a band looking for a new frontman…

! 7. David Bowie – Butcher’s delivery boy After discovering the life-changing music of Little Richard, the 10-year-old David Jones quickly decided he wanted to be a saxophone player for his musical idol. Determined, David got a job as a butcher’s delivery boy to fund the purchase of his first instrument and took his first tentative step on his glittering music career.

! 8. Freddie Mercury – Market stall trader Freddie and Roger Taylor both had separate stalls on the top floor of the now demolished Kensington Market in London in the early seventies. Alongside clothing items, Freddie sold many of his own paintings and drawings on the stall and even continued to work there when Queen released their self-titled debut album in 1973.


! 9. Joe Strummer – Gravedigger In his early 20s Joe decamped from London to Newport, South Wales, where, alongside being the part-time frontman of band The Vultures, he worked as a gravedigger at St Woolos Cemetery. When the band split in 1974, Joe packed in his job and moved back to London and formed new rockabilly outfit The 101ers.

! 10. Patti Smith – Toy Factory Worker Although it sounds like a harmless enough job on paper, Patti’s job in a toy factory testing toys and packing boxes was a traumatic experience for her. Speaking about her colleagues, Patti said: “The stuff those women did to me in that factory was horrible. They’d gang up on me and stick my head in a toilet full of p***.”

! 11. Keith Richards – Tennis ball boy The legendary Rolling Stones axeman worked as a ball boy at a tennis club as a young lad – predominately for his mum and dad Doris and Herbert! He says: “My parents played tennis and I was dragged every weekend to the court as their ball boy, so I got to know the ins and outs of the game!”

! 12. Bon Scott – Postman The AC/DC legend was a postman in Fremantle, Western Australia in his late teens. Tenuously linked, postmen now deliver mail to Bon Scott Crescent in Moncrieff, which was named in the late singer’s honour earlier this year. Other notable people who were postmen include Abraham Lincoln, Walt Disney and Steve Carell.

! 13. Lemmy – Jimmy Hendrix’s roadie A far cry from some of the humdrum jobs on this list, the late Motörhead legend became a roadie for the Jimi Hendrix Experience in his early twenties when he was sharing a flat with Noel Redding and the band’s manager Neville Chesters. He was paid £10 a week to go on tour with Jimi plus the extra incentive of “handfuls of acid.”

! 14. Lars Ulrich – Tennis player The Metallica drummer has tennis in his blood; both his dad Torben Ulrich and granddad Einer Ulrich were professional tennis players for Denmark. Instilled with a love of the game and ranked in Denmark’s top 10 for his age, at 16 Lars attended the Nick Bollettieri Tennis Academy in Florida but realised it wasn’t for him: “At the academy, I realized that my ability wasn't enough to be a successful professional, far from it, and the discipline necessary was not in me." Lars still plays tennis “once or twice” a week.

! 15. Tony Iommi – Sheet metal worker The heavy metal pioneer aptly worked with heavy metal pre-fame. The much-fabled story goes that aged 17, Tony lost the tips of his middle and ring finger on his right hand in an accident at the metal factory, however, inspired by jazz musician Django Reinhardt (whose fourth and fifth fingers were paralysed from burns) it did little to thwart his enthusiasm for guitar playing. With the aid of thimbles, over the ensuing years Tony honed his inimitable and influential metal sound.

! 16. Tom Araya – Respiratory therapist The bassist/vocalist used his job as a certified respiratory therapist (dealing with air mixture ratios, drawing blood, asthma and more) at the Brotman Medical Centre in California to partially fund Slayer’s debut album ‘Show No Mercy’. Pleased he escaped the humdrum life, Tom told KNAC: “I’d get up in the morning and deal with traffic; and then leave at three and deal with traffic.” He was at the hospital when Michael Jackson was treated for burns in 1984.

! 17. Jonathan Davis – Embalmer After studying at the San Francisco School of Mortuary Science, Jonathan became a professional embalmer. Speaking to The Guardian in 2015, Jonathan said mortuary college was an intriguing experience: “I’ve pulled so many dead bodies out of cars. It’s like a puzzle. Trying to figure out how someone died. It gave me attention too. It was f***ing weird. I got into it for attention and ended up liking it.”