Best (and worst) jokes on the Kool Ride to School in GIF form
Last updated 13th Sep 2017
Every morning on Bowie@Breakfast at 8.40 it's the Kool Ride to School with M&D's. Over the years we've had some hilarious, and absolutely terrible jokes.
Here are some of the best (and worst)!
Enjoy...
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?
A Woolly Jumper
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Bear. Bear who?
Bear Bum
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
Where do Bee’s go to the toilet?
The BeePee station
2 cows are standing in a field, how do you know which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf!
Why can’t a bike climb a hill?
Because it’s too tired
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
Knock Knock. Who’s there? The interrupting sheep. The interrupting sh…..
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you call a 3 legged Donkey?
A Wonkey
What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A Boa Constructor
Come on air and tell better jokes than these ones!
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