Fleur East raps about Simon Cowell's engagement in melodic Rap Roulette

Friday = Rap Roulette! Fleur East has done yet another amazing Rap Roulette for our listeners on Hits Radio. This time, the Hits Radio Breakfast presenter is rapping about Simon Cowell's recent engagement.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Simon Cowell gets engaged

Simon Cowell proposed to his longterm girlfriend Lauren Silverman, and Fleur told the engagement story in her Rap Roulette.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: A look back at 2021

As we approach the end of the year, Fleur East takes a look back on some of the big topics from 2021 in her latest Rap Roulette, including breakups, makeups and TV shows.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette lyrics:

Looks like another year done - 2021.

Flown by so fast it's like it only just begun.

Who can forget when Harry and Meghan sat with Oprah

and when little mix announced that they were over?

I mean on a break....like Kanye and Kim....but now that's kinda more official cause

she's now leaving him and then she broke the internet dressed head to toe in black

all the memes all the Halloween costumes yeh she did that.

From breaking up to making up, well there's J Lo and Ben and then we all watched a reunion when we watched "Friends".

And now Britney's finally free from her conservatorship - what was up with that?

And Bezos and Branson took part in the space race,

007 hit our screens, Squid Game the king of streams.

We had a shortage of fuel, Adele came back and she rules...

Boosters, variants, on and off with masks how long is this gonna last?

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Christmas Parties

Fleur East talks about all the different kinds of Christmas parties you could expect to experience this year in her Christmas Party Rap Roulette.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: The return of masks

This week Fleur East rapped about the new Covid-19 variant Omicron and the return of masks in her Rap Roulette.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette lyrics:

Did you hear what happened just the other day when Boris J

made a new announcement saying face masks were mandatory

but not exactly everywhere just public transport and in shops

not to wear it on your chin, or wear it loose or let it drop.

It's like a throwback to 2020 pandemic energy articles a' plenty

cover up, boost up, double up, juiced up

better cover up your face the droplets all up the place.

The ro ro's mutated again, so we gotta stay safe for our fam and friends

gotta block this...strain...while the droplets rain.

A new strain? What's its name?

O - MI - CRON

Mutated again so go go get your mask on

mutated again so go on and get your mask on

o - mi - cron

Is it oh mee cron? Is it oh my cron? Is it om i cron?

Joe Biden calls it OmNIcron

do you know where it's om i from?

Quite frankly it needs to be OMNI - GONE.

Oh oh oh oh oh

no no no no no

NO - MI - CRON

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Boris Johnson's speech

Fleur East summarised Boris Johnson's recent speech to the CBI to the tune of Michael Jackson's 'Annie Are You OK' in her Rap Roulette.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette lyrics:

Bojo did a speech then lost his place and heart was racing

then he mentioned Peppa Pig World

kinda random

speech was abandoned

yeah nobody knew what was going on

but one thing's for sure it was going wrong

he thought he could just walk out the door

when the journalist gave him what for, he asked him:

"Boris are you ok?

Boris are you ok?

Are you ok Boris?

Boris are you ok?

Boris are you ok?

Are you ok?"

He thought he could give a freestyle a whirl

but kept banging on about

Peppa Pig World

there's only one question we're asking

Boris are ok? Are you ok Boris?

Boris are you ok?

I mean really are you ok?

Cause I saw you on the Telly when you broke down

are you ok Boris?

it must be a lot of pressure, could've guessed you're kinda stressed

ya really need to take a minute

coz you really hit your limit

Boris are you ok?

Boris are you ok?

you've been hit by

Bojo

the Prime Minister.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: COP 26

To mark the COP 26 conference taking place in Glasgow this week and next, Fleur has rapped about some of things that have happened so far including Joe Biden falling asleep and Boris Johnson taking a private jet to London.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette lyrics

So you guys must've heard of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change right? Big up the UNFCCC let's go!

Stop. COP 26 opened up shop.

Woah, oh

that's how world leaders roll.

Biden brought his fleet

5 planes deep

85 cars on the street

then he fell sleep.

Bojo did the same

he jumped on a plane

so much for climate change

no mask no shame.

No one invited Greta,

so she went one better

she don't need no invitation

so she led demonstrations

outside of the conference

she was saying it's nonsense

saying change comes from people power

let's start using cheaper power.

Guess who nearly slipped?

Prince Charles took a trip

then he got a grip

held it down and stuck to the script

need to limit global heating down to 1.5 degrees

ice caps are melting and there's rising levels of the seas, what?

Stop. COP 26 opened up shop

Woah, Glasgow

that's how world leaders roll.

Stop. COP 26 opened up shop

Woah, who knows?

Let's see if they can phase out coal.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Adele's new single 'Easy On Me'

Adele's new music release has got everyone talking, and Fleur is no exception! She's put her excitement for the new music into a rap...

Fleur East's Rap Roulette lyrics

Oh my gosh she’s back again

With a brand new tune, new style, old mood

Yeh I’m talking bout the box fresh Adele can’t you tell? We’ve all been going crazy, waiting for this baby! Hello, we need someone like you. Yeh we’ve been rolling in the deep waiting for something new,

Now the Instagram live kept us quiet for bit,

Now we’re ready for the latest hit

She’s so original YEHHH

Straight to number one YEHHH

Voice so Sensual YEHHH

Got us listening on repeat

you better clear your diary now

Everybody

Tell somebody

Everybody

Gonna be listening to her song all night

we've been waiting years for this!

Adele is Back alright!!!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: World Mental Health Day

In honour of World Mental Health Day on 10th October, Fleur raps about the importance of reaching out to your friends.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette lyrics

So, what will you say on World Mental Health Day?

the pandemic hit some of us in the worst way

reach out to your loved ones outside of their birthday

get in touch and show them you appreciate their worth, say

hello, hi, how you doing?

you know a little goes a long way can never overdo it

your friend could be going through it, when you never really knew it

just open up get into it none of us really have a clue it doesn't matter when you genuinely care

and it hits different when you're genuinely there yeh you know a weight's lifted when you genuinely share

and it's so important to be mentally aware, all got time to spare

there's gonna be times in life when it gets tough, when you're feeling rough

gonna be lonely after we lose touch, doesn't take too much

gotta take time to lift eachother up, when you're in a rut

even just a text can be enough

yeh this one's for all of us

everyone right here

take some reach out to ya F R I E N D S

you know this one's for all of us

you're not alone, no fear

so please go take a moment rwach out to your

F R I E N D S

F R I E N D S

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Shortages in the shops!

We're running low on chicken in Nandos and even the pork pies are suffering, only Fleur can make sense of this complicated supply chain situation!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Nicki Minaj vs Boris Johnson

Fleur raps about the bizarre Twitter beef between Nicki Minaj and Boris Johnson!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Back to school

Fleur raps about the end of summer as we head back to work and school!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: 10 years of Little Mix

Fleur celebrates 10 years of Little Mix in this week's Rap Roulette.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette lyrics

L I double T L E M to the I to the X oh yes!

Yeh I'm talking 'bout the 10 Years of Little Mix

the super sassy sisters dropping vocals with finesse

A decade of the queens

when they hit our screens in 2011

who knew we had a weapon

of pop chart destruction

girl band disruption

Six whole albums made for our consumption

Stormzy got the Power

Sean Paul brought the Hair

Missy 'How you Doing?'

Great collabs to be fair I mean...

Derulo, CNCO

Nicki Minaj, Anne-Marie "Kiss My Uh Oh"

Started out as a four

Been round the world on tour

And now they've got wax works

in Madame Tussauds

Cannonball to Confetti

Leigh-Anne, Jesy, Jade and Perrie

babies are on the way

and still they slay

six times at Number 1

and they're not even done

auditioned for X Factor and yeh, they won

Cannonball to Confetti

Leigh-Anne, Jesy, Jade and Perrie

babies are on the way

and still they slay

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Harry Styles' new moustache!

Harry Styles has divided fans with his new hairy style. Fleur has immortalised this pivotal moment in pop fashion with a Rap Roulette.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Love Island round up

Fleur raps about all things Casa Amor in this week's Rap Roulette!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette lyrics:

let me introduce you

to the biggest issue

on the show

huh huh

Day 1 love island was kinda cute

they coupled up fell in love then the new recruits

showed up shook up the entire villa

when the boys jumped ship it was kinda killer

saw their heads turn once, saw their heads turn twice

saw their heads turn 3 times, 4 times, more times

all the boys started moving mad, felt sorry for the girls it was kinda sad

Liam moved on from Millie and started kissing Lillie

Tyler mugged off Kaz , Kaz got with Matt

Toby was with Chloe then he kinda got with Abbie then he came back with Mary now he's kinda back with Chloe like

la la la la

Teddy left Faye's teddy on the floor

it all kicked off in Casa Amore

la la la la

the Postcard started drama at the door

it all kicked off in Casa Amore

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Love Island

Fleur raps about the return of Love Island!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Love Island lyrics

Yes! Love Island is back!

the summer of the lover lovers

the lovers mmmm woo!

Love Island is a classic

Telly Fantastic

we start with coupling up and then it gets ro - ro - romantic

Telly Fantastic

Cancel all my dinner dates starting on June 28th

jeeze weeze baby please

come and take me to the island up on ITV.

all the couples getting closer with a hug and a squeeze

and when things go a little further that's what everyone sees

yeh they've dropped a little trailer, yeh they've given a tease

the islanders are looking spicy going down overseas

for the next couple of months, they're gonna coupling up, I'm gonna be doubling up on my TV time watching 'em bubbling up

so there's Faye, Toby, Chloe, Brad, Kaz and there's Jake, then there's Liberty, Hugo Hammond, Sharon and Aaron and Shannon

can't wait anymore, open the door, get the heads turning in Casa Amor,

watch Whitmore doing her thing next to her man Iain Striling

so we all know what's coming next up in the villa like "I GOT A TEXT"

we know the flex, checking the pecks and in the night they start having...

then someone famous will get on the decks, all the bikinis and all of the specs

who's gonna win? who's splitting checks? who's got the ick? who's doing bits? Who's getting pied? who's gonna cry? Who's gonna graft? Who's gonna Lie?

Bring on the bantz, bring on the digs, bring on the slang

It is what it is!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Euro 2020

The long-awaited tournament is finally kicking off this weekend.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Euro 2020 lyrics

YES! It's finally here

UEFA EURO 2020

let's go!

Kick off maybe a year delayed

But the EURO 2020 tournament is saved

Still called 2020 kicking off in 2021

coz the promo and the merch was already done

Been a while since we brought it home

but now is the time yeh we're in the zone

it's going down in Group F That's the group of Death

Big up the UK in Groups D and A

for one whole month

we'll be glued to screens, bigging up the teams

like this

call the clubs

call the pubs

coz we've waited for one whole year

the euro cup

fill 'em up

watch the game with an ice-cold beer

games galore

watch the score

This only comes round every four years

Who's gonna score one more and win?

EUROS!!!!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Pride Month

Get ready to Pride up your life with Fleur!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Pride Month Lyrics

June is the month is the month of Pride

when we celebrate one love far and wide

equality for all time for equal rights

people all over the world pride up your life

they/them he/she we big up all the LGBT

All of the QQ I to the P

2 S to the double A be proud everyday

All over the world

PRIDE up your life!

Every boy, every girl

PRIDE up your life!

All people of the world

PRIDE up your life

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

slam it to the left - stamp out the pain

shake it to the right - shake off the shame

chikka to the front - coz we're all the same

and go rooouuunnnd

No pride for some without freedom for all

building brick by brick ever since Stonewall

flaunt your rainbow colours!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: The Heatwave

Shades at the ready! This rap was dedicated to the rising temperatures up and down the UK.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: The Heatwave! Lyrics

no clouds no more storms

we'll be out together

coz the sun's coming out time for better weather

out of lockdown, riding with the top down

time to leave your home for the European heat dome

Brits will be walking round showing off their best parts

Highs of 28 degrees according to WX charts

high pressure making numbers soar

no longer need to stay indoors

follow the heat straight to the shore

tropical heat you can't ignore

barbecues galore

what you waiting for?

get outside

people rocking maxi dresses to the floor

far and wide

looking fresh to death, rock that SPF

better go grab a good spot at the park, there'll be nothing left

temperatures looking crazy off the chart

get ready to sweat

better top up that tan, grab your shades, food out on the deck

make the most of it, we've been here before

it's the British summer and we all know that when it rains it pours

But when the sun shines we shine together

and we've been locked down forever

air travel's not exactly what they recommend

unless it's on the green list so it can depend

it's been pouring down forever

and now we're about to get some sunny weather

you can go out with no umbrella

you can go out with no umbrella

ella ella eh eh eh

out with no umbrella

ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Hugs

Fleur celebrated the return of hugs as lockdown was further eased across England.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Cash For Kids Day at The London Eye

We pulled out all the stops for Cash For Kids Day to create the most epic Rap Roulette yet.

Watch as Fleur and James spin the world's biggest Rap Roulette wheel... The London Eye and find out who was the lucky winner of this week's rap!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Leigh-Anne Pinnock's pregnant!

Fleur dedicated this week's Rap Roulette to the lovely Leigh-Anne Pinnock, who announced she was expecting her first baby with fiancé Andre Gray in the most showbiz way EVER.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Leigh-Anne Pinnock lyrics

It's time to celebrate

something we can all appreciate

get ready let's all congratulate

Leigh-Anne on her baby, on her baby

yeh it's official breaking news for the Mixers

watch her sizzle! did you see the banging pictures?

musical queen

slaying in green

yeh the flyest pregnancy photos that we've ever seen!

drip dripping in the glamour

glowing for the summer

our girl Leigh-Anne's 'bout to be HOT mama!

right on time 'bout to see her shine

the Tiny Mix generation 'bout to watch them climb

a decade in the biz yep

you know who it is yep

fashion drips, biggest hits

triple platinum discs yep

let it rain down like Confetti going at it

abracadabra coming through with the Black Magic

'bout to have a baby with the DNA

with her fiancé Mr Andre Gray

These are the Glory Days

yeh shout out to my EX - Factor

here's the next chapter the baby mixer

3 becomes 4 with a baby mix

about to be a big year fingers crossed for BRITs

Auntie Perrie and Jade ready to sing a lullaby

but the Sweetest Melody is when we'll hear the baby cry

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Line of Duty

This week Fleur is rapping about the show that has gripped the nation... Line of Duty!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Line of Duty lyrics

Am I the only one who just doesn't get the hype?

James can you handle this?

Matt can you handle this?

Line of Duty fans can you handle this? I don't think you can handle this....

6 seasons in and I don't really get it

if you haven't watched the show yet, just forget it

if you wanna start from season 1 you'll regret it

it's a bunch of coppers obsessed with the alphabet it

really doesn't make sense apparently some guy blinked

and now they're searching for the letter 'H' on the brink

of losing their minds, they're searching for signs,

busy exposing cops instead of solving actual crimes

There are so many ways to say suspicious PCs,

for example double dealing constables

deceptive detectives, even crooked crime stoppers

but the only thing they ever say is: "BENT COPPERS"

they say it like a hundred times an episode

And yeh I know I've only watched one episode

but in that episode, all I heard was "No comment"

and all I gathered was "no content"

I don't think you're ready for my telly

I don't think you're very necessary

I don't think I'm ready for this

coz your LINE is too DUTY LICIOUS for me babe

Not ready for my telly

the Hillside Lane constabulary

let's hope it all makes sense on Sunday at 9

you've fulfilled your duty, but now it's the end of line

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Caterpillar Wars

This week Fleur is covering the issue which has swept the nation... Caterpillar Cakes.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Caterpillar Wars lyrics

Aldi put your name on it

put your name on it

Aldi put your name on it

put your name

Marks & Spencer put your claim on it

put your claim

Marks & Spencer put your claim on it

put your claim on it

YO!!! Have you heard about the beef?

Marks and Spencer V Aldi the word on the street is

M & S is fuming now a legal case is looming because they're saying that

Aldi is the copy CATerpillar

basically, originally, the OG was Colin, then Aldi brought out Cuthbert

and the tension started growing

that's when they started, saying they played with their trademark and

writing tweets to drop shade on 'em chocolate treats on the same market

blame started

But hey Cuthbert there's no need to hide

there are plenty of others who've joined the caterpillar ride

Waitrose's Cecil, Sainsbury's Wiggles, Tesco's Curly, Asda's Clyde

this chocolate war has kinda forced us all to pick a side

is it hashtag Free Cuthbert? is it hashtag Save Colin?

all the memes are hilarious, just sitting her LOLing

I don't know who's got the log in they've been dropping memes left and right

repping in this chocolate fight and they're fighting over

cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake

I feel so undecided

we're so divided

which is the nicest

can't believe they're fighting over

cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake

Now I'm not tryna be shady

but I'm just wondering why

if Colin's the real OG, then why's he not a butterfly?

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Easter

This week Fleur is celebrating all things Easter in her brilliant Rap Roulette.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Easter lyrics

So we've been locked down and we haven't really got a lot

So I'm gonna fill my belly with some chocolate

Doesn't matter if the weather's really hot or not

this is all that I've got

So you may say I've got my eggs in one basket

But I'm just so happy I can't mask it

gave it up for Lent and just fasted

and if you haven't already you better ask quick

This year they're doing it like they've never done before

they're delivering chocolate eggs to your door

kinda like a special delivery

you know, coz we can't shop as willingly

fittingly they've created some new flavours

good news for the easter ravers

if you're boujie get an egg from Marks and Sparks

and if you're choosy Hotel Chocolat

and if you're boozy you don't even know the half

there's a gin and ton-egg in milk and dark

it's egg-cellent

it's egg- splosive

you need to know this

Easter chocolate eggs

Easter chocolate

They just make so much sense

The Easter bunny better come hop my way

This Friday's gonna be a Good Friday

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Stay At Home Lifted

Last week we were looking back at the 'panniversary' of Covid-19 but this week Fleur is looking forward to the Stay At Home rules being lifted and inspiring us all to 'get out of bed'!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Stay At Home Lifted lyrics:

Yes! We're one step closer to freedom!

YO! On the 29th of March things are switching up

You can leave your house and start meeting up

The 'Stay At Home' order will then be lifted

In England goal posts have kinda shifted

From Monday you can meet in groups of six

Less chill out days, friends are back in the mix

Two households outside your garden shed

Which means you need to actually get out of bed

All the PJ days and duvet days are done

Non wash days and bad hair days for fun

Time for sit out days with more than just the one friend

A bit of freedom again

By the way did you know that we can meet outside?

Time to get out the house and no longer hide

Five friends around my shed

Means I need to get out my bed

Get out my bed

Get out my bed

Get out my, get out my

Get out my bed

Get out my

Get out my bed

Get out my

Get out my bed

Get out my bed

Get out my bed

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Panniversary

Fleur raps about the anniversary of the Covid-19 pandemic in this week's Rap Roulette.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Panniversary lyrics

I can't believe it's been one year in a pandemic!

We're all another year older and we've spent the whole time inside

Can't tell our friends to come over - access denied.

It's a strange kind of celebration all around the world and across the nation

12 months in a pandemic? That's crazy! But we kept on going, kinda slowed down but we kept on growing, had our dark days but we kept on glowing, got knocked down but we kept on showing that we lived through the unthinkable without even knowing

Lockdown birthdays, lockdown cakes, lockdown workdays, lockdown breaks, lockdown shirt days, lockdown dates

chatting online with your lockdown mates

over Netflix, over Prime, over tired, overtime,

better days are still to come, we're One

It's our panniversary we can't go anywhere, busy growing our hair, we've got nothing to wear

our panniversary we can't see any friends, got nothing to attend, but we're close to the end

It's our panniversary, our pandemiversary and we're nearly at the end of this crazy journey

Lockdown one, two and three, hash tag panniversary one year sitting on zoom

Panniversary!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: International Women's Day

Oprah Winfrey has been in the news for a rather high-profile interview with Harry and Meghan but there's been plenty of coverage of that, so Fleur has focussed on the ICONIC and inspirational interviewer Oprah Winfrey.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Oprah lyrics

It’s time Bow down

Ladies let’s go

Make way for the living legend.

Listen up!

So let's talk about the Queen

Let's talk about the billions, let's talk about the dream

Let's talk about the woman with her own Magazine,

Her own TV Network, her OWN brand machine

Yeah I'm talking bout the one and only Oprah Winfrey

The legendary lady Miss Black Tennessee

The first black American female billionaire

The iconic, bionic, TV Host extraordinaire

Yeah

Everybody knows her name

She wears the coolest spectacles

With all the coolest frames

She knows all the players goes to all the coolest games

Interviews the coolest people, flies in all the coolest planes

She can buy up all the stores - money ain't a thang

Interviewed the ex-Royals sitting on Rattan

Underneath a pergola

if you haven't heard of her - where you been fool?

Let me take you to school

Did you know that she owns 6 properties?

on the cover of 200 magazines

OPRAH

Oprah baby

OPRAH

Author, Actor, philanthropist, CEO

And when she brings the tea the cup overflows

OPRAH

OPRAH

Although her real name is actually Orpah

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: International Women's Day

Fleur is celebrating International Women's Day in this week's Rap Roulette! 🙌

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: International Women's Day lyrics

Here we go!

Girls

All my independent women all my ladies who be living like

Yo Girls

All my women who be winning smashing goals staying driven

Shout out to my girls

To my women on a mission, with a vision, better listen

Bringing the heat both in and out of the kitchen challenging positions and traditions

Who run the world

Better see me go! living like a boss call me SHE E O

From Joan of Arc to Mother Theresa your hero might be your best mate Lisa

Wives, mothers, friends, lovers

Sisters, daughters, doctors, authors

Ready to take and be in charge of the orders

Ready to break down and work round borders

More than just filling tea cups, double d cups

We change the world when we speak up

When we creep up

Ladies, queens, chasing dreams better keep up

Find the balance, do the damage, hashtag choose to challenge

Never underestimate the power that's a big mistake

Fix that crown, swish that gown

Better step it up better break that ground

We've come a long way and we can't stop now

So let's build each other up and never tear each other down

Own your authority and hold the room

Be Jackie Weaver control the zoom

Innovate, educate, level up, elevate

Who run the world?

Ladies celebrate!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Covid Roadmap

Fleur celebrates the possibility of the return of summer in this week's Rap Roulette!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Covid Roadmap lyrics

So..Bojo's got a plan

Been waiting for this day since it all began

Trust me, he's got steps 1 to 4

Let's check this out, so you know the score

Firstly

Get the kids back in the mix then bring it back 'the rule of six'

Then meet your friend from another house, but please don't meet inside your house

Next up go out, workout, drink out, spend a few quid

Get your hair done, nails done, toes done everything did

But everybody's really looking forward to the summer

When it's not illegal we can rub up on each other

Hug up on your mama, kiss up on your lover

When Netflix is the only kind of drama

Been coupled up, been bubbled up, been covered up

For way too long now

Let's get clubbing up, rubbing up, pubbing up

Get a few cases in Yates's

Can't nobody tell me nothing

Some say Bojo's plan's misleading

But it's been a long year and I wanna believe him

So...

Can't nobody tell me nothing

Clear your diary for about June

We're gonna rave up in Wetherspoons

Yo Bojo take me down along the new road map

I'm Gonna ride and we ain't gonna turn back

I'm Checking every turn on the new road map

Coz once we ride no we can't turn back no

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Royal Baby News

Fleur celebrates Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's royal baby news in this week's Rap Roulette!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Royal Baby News lyrics:

Well the latest news is that Harry and Meghan are having a New baby baby, baby baby. new baby baby ba baby baby

ooo have you heard? / Well, apparently, Mum's the word

Harry and Meghan are having a baby / And it's all over the place people going crazy

Like, apparently, you didn't hear this from me / But the Duke and Duchess didn't even tell the queen

That they're gonna spill the tea with Oprah Winfrey / Spilling all the royal secrets, all the gossip OMG

But wait! back to the baby news...

They released a pic and they weren't wearing any shoes / Then a doctor had a look and she was really on one

Prince Harry's possibly got a bunion / Anyway, let's get back on track / This baby will be the 10th grandchild in fact

Their 2nd child will be the 8th in line / But what will they name the baby this time?

Could be SO LA like Travis or Logan or maybe Micha or Felicia / The bookies think they know this one

Alexandra and Alfie are 4 - 1

Daughter or son / They'll be the most senior royal in line to be born abroad

They won't have a title, maybe a mister or a miss / But no Lady or Lord

and you know how Harry and Meg announced on Valentine's Day?

well did you know exactly 37 years ago / Princess Diana told the world she was pregnant with Hazza

Well I'll be glued straight to my sofa When Harry and Meghan sit down with Oprah

got any bad words to say shh it / and Meg you know what to do on labour day - just PUSH IT

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Valentine Lockdown

Fleur is talking all things love in lockdown in this week's Rap Roulette. Jackie Weaver also gets a mention. Read the standing orders!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Valentine Lockdown lyrics:

Valentine's Day 2021 here we go!

No point looking at the time coz you're not going anywhere with your valentine

No point tryna paint your face when you know it's only really gonna go to waste and

on the plus side you don't have to bother, from hair to your shoes just forget ya clobber

Yeh it's kinda silly we've got nothing to hide coz for the past few months we've been stuck inside

watching Netflix and streaming all day on Amazon / watching every single show and every marathon

maybe cook a little something with some tarragon / get adventurous and shake-a-leg with nothing on

spice it up, make it hot like a fever / call me Britney, do a Jackie Weaver

yeh we gotta stay at home and it's random / but read the standing orders understand them

roses are red and violets are blue

I'm locked down and you're locked down too

top knot and gown with your lockdown boo

same rules, you know what to do

Just keep your love locked down your love locked down

Just keep your love locked down your love locked down

just keep your love locked down your love locked down,

just keep your love locked down...Old news

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Captain Sir Tom Moore

Fleur pays tribute to national hero and NHS fundraiser Captain Sir Tom Moore who passed away this week aged 100-years-old.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Captain Sir Tom Moore lyrics:

1920- 2021

This one's for a great man, a great example / Captain we salute you

He was living the dream, became a national hero in quarantine / One of the greatest war veterans we've ever seen.

Spreading peace and joy to all an inspiration for the nation/ Kept everybody standing tall

10 decades since his birth he did so many incredible unforgettable things when he walked this earth

Like doing 100 laps back to back nothing less / And raising 39 mill for the NHS

And when he reached a hundred he got a quarter of a million cards / I’m sure he touched more than a quarter of a million hearts

He did his family proud, he did his country proud / So let’s celebrate his life and say his name out loud

Captain Sir Tom Moore, what an icon what a legend / Taught us all so many lessons

Don't let anything hold you back, live your life to the max / It’s never too late to make a difference, do the lap and go the distance

He was knighted by the queen, on the front of magazines, breaking records in the charts, raising spirits, stealing hearts

Let the echoes of our claps soar

Captain Sir Thomas, we'll remember you forever Moore

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: January 2021

Fleur says goodbye to January 2021 in this week's Rap Roulette!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: January 2021 lyrics:

1,2,3,4

We're almost in February because January's kinda over now / We've said goodbye to 2020 but now January's just as long somehow

Bye bye to Veganuary and dry January get the champagne out / Mums and Dads busy homeschooling you can start the cooling coz you're 1 month down

See ya later January! See ya! See ya! See you later January! See ya! See ya

Yeh It's almost pay day, and we stay in like all day, time's going so slowly, watching netflix like always all day ok ok all day yeh

It's almost pay day, and we stay in like all day, time's going so slowly, watching netflix like always all day ok ok

Yeh now everybody YEH what’s cooler than being than being cool? staying at home! That’s right

We ready for February? YEH

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

Dry January's over so let’s shake it, shake shake , shake it shake shake shake it shake shake shake it shake it shake shake shake it like a cocktail mixer

Shake shake it shake shake shake it shake shake shake it shake it shake shake shake away the January blues

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Sea Shanties

Fleur takes on Sea Shanties in this week's Rap Roulette!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Sea Shanties lyrics:

Yo! Tell me have you seen the latest? It's a new trend now tell me if you rate this

A guy called Nathan Evans / Used to be a postman and now I see his face online on every single post - man!

He started singing sea shanties on his TikTok / Then everybody joined in and now it won't stop

And now he's everywhere I've even seen him on the news / And his TikTok's got over 7 million views

Now for a while it was like a viral mystery then people started searching and they found out all the history / 18th century whaler songs got Andrew Lloyd Webber and Gary Barlow singing along like

Soon may the Wellerman come / To bring us sugar and tea and rum / One day, when the tonguin' is done / We'll take our leave and go

And I'm like Shanty songs on TikTok / Oh when will all the madness stop? / Well I guess there's nothing else to do / in Lockdown 3.0

Shanty songs on TikTok / Oh when will all the madness stop? Well I guess there's nothing else to do / In Lockdown 3.0

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Joe Wicks

Fleur is BACK with another Rap Roulette and this time she's chosen Joe Wicks as her inspiration!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Lockdown 3 lyrics:

Guess who's back, back, back again / It's Joe Wicks go tell your friends

He does PE live on YouTube / He's a real cool dude with some real cool moves

like uh...

Helping with the home school / Nine o'clock AM in your own school / Like the last lockdown yeh he's old school / Got an MBE yeh he's no fool

Clap clap clap coz he's / back back back / But not every day just Monday and Wednesday / And let's not forget fancy dress Friday

This week he was caught off guard / And you might've noticed if you listened hard / It was moments before we started getting ripped / When the body coach just had to let it

Rip ohhhhh / Oh no

It was unfortunate timing / He didn't realise he was already live when / He let it go and there was nowhere to hide then

But hey, everybody's gotta do it / And when you think about it, yeh there's really nothing to it

Honestly, all jokes aside / He's been a great help while we're stuck inside

So work it out / Do a squat now y'all / Parents let's go / All the kids let's go / And big up Joe / Keep bringing the good vibe / But make sure you check before you go live

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Lockdown 3

This week, Fleur raps about the start of the year and the third lockdown including: Watching Netflix, clap for heroes and staying in!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Lockdown 3 lyrics:

Here ye, here ye, here we go again / Looks like lockdown has now become our new best friend

Yeh- back like it never left, back here just like the rest, back like a crazy ex / Who keeps on sending crazy texts / Clap for carers is now clap for heroes, a third lockdown but it's like we're back to zero / Happy new tier time for Netflix and Joe Wicks and home school lessons and Gary Barlow crooner sessions

I got dread locked up just to get locked down / We get all dressed up just to sit back down / Get our hopes back up then it comes back round

Get a takeaway we can't exactly break away / Coz the virus goes wherever you fly, and yet half of the nation's partying in Dubai / Can't even cry no new tiers, got fed up of the last four / Santa this is not what I asked for

Lockdown got nowhere to go, got nowhere to go / In Lockdown I've watched every show no I've watched every show / Lockdown got nowhere to go, listen to Bo Jo

It's Lockdown, it's a 3.0 no it's a 3.0

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: 2020 Wrapped up

Fleur wraps up 2020 with another fantastic Rap Roulette. This time she covers everything that's happened in this strange year, from Coronavirus to the Black Lives Matter protests and the US Elections to Zoom calls.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: 2020 Wrapped up lyrics

Yup!! Here you go! January was the start of a New Year / Scared of little things until we found a bigger fear

Before we had a new meaning for the word 'tier' / Before Corona wasn't just the name of a beer / Brexit, Megxit that was just the start / Little did we know our families would be apart / Yeh the start of the year was kinda mellow

before the elbow tap was how we'd say hello / In the beginning it was just a silly virus / Toe tap, stand back was the guidance / Changing plans washing hands to 'happy birthday' / Before things changed in the worst way /

Quarantine. Lockdown. / Everything shutdown. / Everybody stood still as the globe spun round

Click click shop shop / Ding dong drop drop / Upload zoom zoom tag post TikTok / Online shopping dropping old dreams for live streams / Got us slipping swapping FaceTime for wide screens / 'New normal' is part of the vernacular

and you're a 'Karen' if you talk to the manager / Stay in to go out, eat in to help out / Scotch egg to drink out, have fun but don't flout / We take time for a bit of a reflection, we're online for some virtual connection

clapped for the NHS, prayed for togetherness / Black Lives Matter made the whole world gather / Icons lost and icons found and sometimes up and sometimes down / Holidays got dumped and Joe beat Trump / And things got rough and tough then but when / put to the test we always fight back / See you next year this is 2020 wrapped

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: COVID-19 Vaccine

There's been much excitement over the new Pfizer and BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine, so Fleur rapped about it.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: COVID-19 Vaccine

The year of the pandemic now we've got a vaccine / Pfizer and BioNTech are the team / They made it work by doing something with some protein / It's scientific it's the latest one the scene

V-day saw the first round of vaccinations / Maggie Keenan was first woman in the nation / At 91 she had it followed by Shakespeare / And Martin Kenyon who is now a legend of the year

Covid 19 has got a vaccine / The end of 2020 at the end of year it's here / Now the vaccine is finally here / And millions will take it running from now and through next year

But check the Ts and Cs / It's only been a few days and / Stay safe please things are changing by the day / And stay in your bubble you don't wanna get in trouble / The vaccines in 2 parts so please wear your mask

And the NHS will take you when you're next / Coz they've got a list starting with high risk / We're kind of on our way but we're not there yet / So hands face space keep your distance don't forget

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: 2020's Biggest Hits

As we're getting towards the end of 2020 Fleur East looks back at some of the biggest hits from the year, from the likes of Dua Lipa, Ariana Grande and more.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: 2020 Biggest Hits Edition lyrics

Spotify, iTunes, Amazon, YouTube / We listened to a lot of music me and you / Check this out

Billie Eilish, Dua Lipa, Ariana Grande / Lost my ‘Head & Heart’ to Joel Corry and MNEK / Ed Sheeran saw gains, Ariana kept us waiting / Lady Gaga brought the rain, Dua got us levitating

Living for The Weeknd we played ’Blinding Lights’ / The most streamed song listened to it day and night

We listened to Harry Styles in our spare time, love or obsession yeh there's still a ‘Fine Line’ / ‘Dance Monkey’ Tones & I kept the numbers riding high / Roddy Rich ticked the box, and we danced ticked the tok / WAP not forgetting Cardi B, and make no mistake we were getting down to Drake / And whether the weather was hot or cloudy our top album was Lewis Capaldi

All day, all night, replay / We streamed you, airplay and sung your melodies / We played you, all day, all night, on replay / We thank you always for your melodies in 2020

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Christmas with Coronavirus

We all know that this Christmas is going to be very different, so with the help of UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, Fleur East's Rap Roulette is all about Christmas with Coronavirus and what you can and can't do this year, so remember, "Three households get bubbling up / Only for five days though check your Ts & Cs no muddling up".

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Christmas with Coronavirus Edition lyrics

Christmas is gonna be… very different this year / Christmas 2020 / fa la la la la la / Christmas with corona / Remember what they told ya / Operation COBRA

If you want a cuddle / You'll no longer get in trouble / You can hug and eat and walk the street and party in your bubble / So get coupling up / Doubling up

Three households get bubbling up / Only for five days though check your Ts & Cs no muddling up / From Christmas Eve you best believe you can get cuddling up / Around your trees coz restrictions will be eased / You'll be pleased to know that church is a go / if that's part of your tradition / BoJo's given you permission

But don't be a fool / Check the rules / When you deck the halls / Drink and be merry but be careful you don't wreck the walls / So raise your glass, make a toast, take a sip

“But this is not the moment to let the virus rip" / Tis the season to be jolly but beware all / “Tis also the season to be jolly careful"

Deck with the halls with boughs of holly / “Tis also the season to be jolly careful" / Better to be safe than to be sorry

"tis also the season to be jolly careful" / Not sure if we can sing carols fa la la la la la la la la / Tis the season to be jolly but beware all / “Tis also the season to be jolly careful"

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Christmas 2020

Here at Hits Radio we've switched on Christmas with Mariah Carey's classic setting us off with an hour of Christmas songs on Friday 20th November. Now, Fleur has also added to the festive spirit with her Christmas 2020 Rap Roulette, including lyrics such as "quarantine, lockdown, holidays shut down".

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Christmas 2020 Edition lyrics

Woo! Yeah we're turning on Christmas / Let's do it / Here we go / Parapapumpum / The year's nearly done / Fast forward press play / Bring on 2021 / You say no no no / I say go go go / Let's get high on Christmas spirit yeah let's ho ho ho / Doing it and doing it and doing it well

Santa's coming to town hear the jingle bells / Quarantine / Lockdown / Holidays shut down / 2020 yeah in general has been a let down / Kinda blurry / So surely / It's ok to start Christmas early / Prematurely / Get the turkey

Turn the music up it's time to get twerky / Yeah we got the licence / Spreading love is priceless / Santa make sure you put me on your nice list / While they're working on a vaccine yeah

Christmas is the cure yeah / So while we're holding on for Santa yeah / Get your wreath on your door yeah / If you're locked down / Better hang your keys up / If you're feeling down / Better turn the glee up / Ease up knees up / Time to turn the peace up Christmas starts now trees up

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Trump Vs Biden

With the American election still fresh in everyone's minds, Fleur did some amazing impressions for her latest Rap Roulette which was Trump Vs Biden. Comparing the White House to the Big Brother House, with Davina evicting Trump, her lyrics include words such as, "White House this is Davina / Donald you have been evicted / I'm coming to get you".

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Trump Vs Biden Edition lyrics

White House this is Davina / Donald you have been evicted / I'm coming to get you / I hate to break it to you Trump / but your time is up / so many votes have been counted / enough is enough

you can blame it on this, or blame it on that / But stats are stats and believe it or not, facts are facts / So Donald pack up all your stuff take your toupées / "It's election fraud" yeah whatever you say / Thought you had it in the bag in your tiny hands

Now you're crying like a baby chucking your toys out the pram / What don't you understand? Why the glum face? / When all was said and done what happened to your Trump base? / Truth hurts news flash cue the siren / Looks like Joe won the election BI-DEN

Stop I'm not going I'm not going nowhere / I can't be stopped now / Coz it's MAGA for life

Fake news it's all fake news / We're not going nowhere / Biden must be stopped now / Coz it's MAGA for life

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Lockdown 2

In England Lockdown 2 has started and as people move to working from home and staying at home once again, Fleur's fantastic rap encompasses everything about how our lives will change again, from Joe Wicks to Netflix, computer games to Zoom.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette Lockdown 2 Edition Lyrics

We’ll be singing, when we’re winning, we’ll be singing

Lockdown 2 the sequel nobody asked for / Get ready to sit down, calm down put down your passport / Popcorn at the ready watch how this unfolds / Everyone is told to stay put and do as they’re told

Time to get the Zoom out / Time to clean my room out / Time for home renovations / Get out the PlayStation / Let’s hope you got your hair cut don’t wanna mess that up again / Or get your steps up you don’t wanna get a gut again

This time I’m gonna work out with Joe Wicks and / This time I’m gonna sort out my Netflix and / This time I’m gonna get through my check list / And this time I’m gonna try not to wreck this

Get this / We’ve done it once before now we’re ready / We’ve got every single thing we need banana bready / So steady on it won’t last forever, in it together and when we’re winning, we’ll be singing...

We get locked down, and we get up again you’re never gonna keep us down / We get locked down and we get up again you’re never gonna keep us down / We get locked down but we get up again you’re never gonna keep us down / Bring on lockdown coz we’ll get up again you’re never gonna keep us down no

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Halloween

Halloween is nearly upon us, so Fleur's Rap Roulette took a spooky turn. Despite 2020 being an all round scary year for a lot of us, it looks set to continue, with many not being able to trick or treat and most staying in.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette Halloween Edition Lyrics

Ooooo it’s that time of year again....Halloween / As if this year hasn’t been scary enough already / 2020 took your / Apple bobbing dreams / And kinda caused stir / It's a global pandemic so you need to come prepared

Knock door to door / If your tier says that you can't go / You better stay ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-ome / Your Halloween mask and costume can get a pass / Two metres if you trick or treat on mass / Knock door to door

If your tier says that you can't go / You better stay ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-ome

It's a pandemic Halloween, something that'll make you scream / Nothing like you ever seen / Track and tracing where you've been / How can we celebrate the 31st / When this whole year has been the worst

Well even though it's messed up / You can still dress up / And there's so many options from the neck up / You know that you can wear a mask and / Come along as Carole Baskin / Or get a mullet, pretend to sing / and scare us like the Tiger King / Wear your hair back to front / Come along as Donald Trump

At the very least something with a pumpkin / Wait what's that behind us? / Somebody came along dressed as the virus! / Get your hands out my pick and mix / And sanitise you nasty witch

Apple bobbing dreams can no longer occur, but / You can watch horror movies all night and get scared / stay in on Zoom and guess what it's gonna be a full moon / So watch it glowwwwww

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Black History Month

October is Black History Month and Fleur's Rap about the month has hard-hitting lyrics such as, 'Martin Luther King took his last step, George Floyd took his last breath and the world stood in protest.'

Rap Roulette Black History Month Lyrics

Read Fleur East's incredibly moving lyrics for the Black History Month Rap Roulette.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Three Tiers

As the government announced their Three Tier system to deal with the Coronavirus Pandemic, it gave Fleur East the perfect opportunity for a Rap Roulette.

Rap Roulette Three Tiers Edition Lyrics

Ooo ooo who knew lockdown two two / The government is talking three tiers, three tiers / If you live over there or live over here, over here / You better get to know the three tiers, three tiers / Pay attention so you that you can be aware be aware

Sit up and listen / yeah we got a new system / Affecting everyone 'round us and each level is different

Yeah there’s no low tier cos it starts at medium / Then high then very high like you’re floating on helium / When reading 'em you can get a little confused

Cos you can eat out at some places, while some others refuse / Don’t look bemused it’s OK, we’re all tryna work this out

We need to stick together, cos we’re all tryna purge this out / The traffic light system, but there's no green / Only yellow, orange, red yeah, that's the new scheme

Hands face space / NHS track trace

And be checking up on areas when you go place to place / Yeah cos they’re slowly tryna bring it back / But everybody just got over that / Ooo oooo who knew lock down two two

The government is talking three tiers, three tiers / If you live over there or live over here, over here / You better get to know the three tiers, three tiers / Pay attention so you that you can be aware, be aware…

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Trick or Treat

With Halloween coming up, Trick or Treating is going to be very different his year, with the extra restrictions and the possibility of a lockdown, so Fleur East decided to rap all about it on 9th October.

With lyrics such as, 'Now we know it’s really not too much to ask / But a Halloween costume is a mask! And It’s probably the only kinda party where you cover up your face, stand back and get sweets from everybody', and rapping to the tune of Run DMC's 'Tricky', this Rap Roulette is not one to miss!

Rap Roulette Trick or Treat Edition Lyrics

This year’s been really scary / And sometimes kinda hairy / But now somehow / You’re not allowed / To trick or treat this Halloween / Yeah

It’s tricky to trick or treat to trick or treat to trick or treat it’s tricky tricky tricky 2020 / It’s tricky to trick or treat, out on the street, no trick or treat it’s tricky, tricky tricky tricky

This year’s been mad, so up and down / And now Halloween’s about to come around

If your hometown is on lockdown you can’t go round / No more knock down but wait / Check your local area

Halloween’s about to get even scarier / The terms and conditions are changing daily / It’s like stealing candy from a baby

Now we know it’s really not too much to ask / But a Halloween costume is a mask! And It’s probably the only kinda party where you cover up your face, stand back and get sweets from everybody

Plus, don’t forget the rule of six / If you are allowed out with a bag of tricks / There can only be 5 of you when you knock on people’s doors coz when they open up the person will be one of yours

To be fair this year’s had a spooky theme / And the whole thing's been like a bad dream / Fingers crossed the rest of it will fly by / And Trump doesn’t do another drive by

No trick or treat no trick or treat no trick or treat it’s tricky, tricky tricky 2020 / It’s tricky check T&Cs, the rules could ease on Hallow’s Eve it’s tricky, tricky tricky tricky

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: The GC Edition

Yes, you read that right, this week's Rap Roulette is all about The GC. TOWIE queen and reality star Gemma Collins has been nominated for a Nobel Peace prize, and Fleur saw this as a perfect opportunity for her weekly Rap Roulette. Hold on tight...

Rap Roulette The GC Edition Lyrics

This whole year’s been a big surprise / Now guess who’s up for a Nobel prize / The TOWIE diva Gemma / It’s the TOWIE diva Gemma

Guess who’s up for a prize like this / The reality queen straight outta Essex / It’s TOWIE diva Gemma / The TOWIE diva Gemma

Now you might’ve thought I was talking ssshhhh / And you probably thought you didn’t hear me right / But I gotta break it down one time Gemma Collins is up for the prize

Yeah 2020 already seemed very unsteady / then I was alerted to some news out the ordinary YouTube stars got the hump when they saw Trump /Nominated for the prize so decided to devise a scheme, like something from a dream

That will most probably definitely turn into a meme / The queen of drama rubbing shoulders with the Dalai Lama all the Gemma haters here’s your Karma

Yeah I’ve been on TOWIE / The diva known as The GC / Now I’m up for a Nobel peace prize / Up for a Nobel Peace prize / Started out on TOWIE / Done every show on TV / Now I’m up for a Nobel Peace prize / I’m just doing me guys!

Oooo yeah that’s me The GC, you know what I mean? / Oooo yeah that’s me The GC

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Rule of 6 Edition

In September the Rule of 6 was introduce, which limited more than six people meeting inside or outside, due to the Coronavirus Pandemic, so Fleur has turned it into a brilliant Rap Roulette.

Rap Roulette Rule of 6 Edition Lyrics

Let's talk about 6 baby / It's the rule of 6

Yeah

Let's talk about BoJo and company adding to the mix / the new restriction known as the rule of 6 / which means legally and equally annoyingly we can't

Gather in groups of more than 6 but it doesn't matter / if you're going school, if you're out at the pool, if you're working in the office / there's a bend in the rule

If you're sitting in your house with seven people you're in trouble / unless you sit together with people in your bubble / you can get fined a £100 in fact / and for all repeat offenders it could double after that

So stay put no need to gather in groups / the Kardashians would even have to split up the troops / S Club 7 somebody's gotta go / Snow White and seven dwarfs two of you high ho / Hands face space all still applies / curfews kicking in because it's still on the rise

But you can hunt, you can grunt when you workout in the gym, / you can sit on the tube, you can go out for food / So if your mates are telling you that the text didn't send / well then maybe you're the seventh friend

Let's talk about 6 baby / Let's talk about company / Before you're going out / Check the reasons / in your regions / Ts and Cs / Let's talk about 6 / It's the rule of 6 / So be careful when you gather / Let's talk about 6 / It's the rule of 6

Yeah

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Kardashians Edition

It's been one of the biggest reality TV shows around for the last 14 years, catapulting the likes of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian into the spotlight, and in turn helping the likes of Kylie and Kendall Jenner launch mega-successful careers.

Now, with the news that the popular reality TV show is to end next year, Fleur's Rap Roulette is all about the sad news for reality TV fans.

Rap Roulette Kardashians Edition Lyrics

Yo, have you heard? Keeping Up With The Kardashians is over?!

They're making enough money so the show must go / Yeah, they're making enough money so the show must go...

K A R D A S H I A N

Yeah

K A R D A S H I A N

20 years, 14 seasons guess the sisters have their reasons / Now they're breaking up and that means no more Keeping Up! / We've seen the family from Calabasas filming their lives for the masses / weddings, births, breakups, all their dwellings, worth, makeup,

Every high and every low and every cry and every show / Every re-run since it begun, every kick off every spin off / Reality queens up on our screens showing every little thing even behind the scenes / Living their dreams, in the magazines, every funny moment that got turned into the meme

All the ifs and all the buts 14 seasons ain't enough / Handbag fights and family pranks and hair, heels, shades, spanks / Girls popping babies, Daddies cutting chords / Khloe went to jail, Scott became a Lord / Kendall, Kylie, Kourtney, Kris / Kim, Rob everybody's gonna miss,

Ooo the fights were savage / Flying private coz there's too much baggage / Momager Kris tryna hold down the damage / Remember the 72 day marriage?

It could be hype, they could be lying / and 'Kim there's people that are dying' / I rate the hustle it's clear to see / an empire all started with a DVD!

Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Back To School Edition

It's the week that most kids around the country go back to school and with proud parents uploading photos of their kids' first day back, after an extended break due to Coronavirus, it seems like the perfect topic to for Fleur to rap about.

Read the full lyrics for Fleur East's Rap Roulette: Back To School Edition.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Trump's TikTok Ban Edition

After the news that President Trump wants to ban the super-popular app TikTok, it only seemed right that Fleur's podcast was all about it!

Rap Roulette Trump's TikTok Ban Edition Lyrics

'Woke up in the morning to news from overseas / That Mr Donald J Trump isn’t looking too pleased / He wants to cancel TikTok in the U S of A / Killing dreams of the 80 million users a day

Yeah the President thinks that it’s a risk risk / To National security get this / He thinks that China’s behind this,

O M G

So he’s talking 'bout cancelling all our lip syncs / Our choreography and he thinks / The data’s getting hacked so he’s like / Just stop you forgot they call me Mr President / Gonna drop your favourite app and I’m saying so what?

TikTok what a flop. Well Instagram’s launching REELS so....ohhhh....I knooowww!

That’s right the other night Instagram launched a brand new feature kinda like / TikTok but not quite / Wait. Stop. If it’s dropped what’s gonna happen to Jason Derulo?

Ohhhh nooooooo...'

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Face Mask Edition

24th July 2020 is the day (in England) that the public will now have to wear face masks in supermarkets, shops and take aways, so Fleur East's Rap Roulette is all about wearing face masks to the tune of The Weeknd's 'Can't Feel My Face'.

Rap Roulette Face Mask Edition Lyrics

So, looks like we all need to get a face mask coz the law’s changed / Listen up… / July the 24th - mask up Friday / Means wear a mask in the super mar-ket

And in any kinda shop now it’s the law, whether you want to or not / And if you don’t, then you can get fined but apparently convenience stores may turn a blind eye

They don’t want an altercation while relaying information / T&Cs apply… / Bo Jo said don’t worry about it / So I guess that I won’t worry, no more

You can’t go to Asda without it / But if you bump into your ex you don’t need to say hello ooo / Coz / You can’t see my face under my mask and I love it yeah and I love it / Coz / I can dodge small talk under my mask and I love it, yeah yeah I love it

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - End of School Edition

It's the last day of school for many kids in England and Fleur East took the opportunity to do an End of School Rap Roulette Edition. Although many of us won't be jetting away this summer it will mean a break from homeschooling for the parents.

Rap Roulette End of School Edition Lyrics

Woo! It's the end of school! Summer 2020! Let's get it!

La dee da dee da it’s end of school summer 20-20 / La dee da dee da and Joe Wicks even quit PE

Home schooling’s out, ruling’s out / Time to stop the fooling out with the text books put on your best looks / And think about the beach, no more taking time to teach

Put your feet up, speak up, summer’s in your reach / Let’s raise a toast to the parents doing the most / Zooming at home and being the host, teaching their kids then cooking a roast

Doing the utmost it’s time sit back and boast face it / working overtime and summer’s so close you can taste it / Lesson fans, lesson tales, lesson plans, lesson fails / Educate, entertain, regulate, go insane

Pause the home schooling, stop the home fooling / Kick back, relax, chillax, turn up the home cooling / Kids asking questions, parents mind blanking / Then trying to think of answers anyway like Carole Baskin

It’s chaotic staying on the lesson topic / While thinking about the next time you’ll be watching Joe Exotic / Forget the Tiger King, you’re the provider King / No more PTAs coz you CBA

Yo you Mothers and Fathers this is your abode / Stream guilt-free and roll on to the next episode…

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - President Kanye Edition

If 2020 couldn't get any more crazy, rapper Kanye West recently announced his intention to run for US President, and it seemed the perfect topic for Fleur to rap about this week.

This week, Fleur also caught up with Katy Perry to ask her about what she thought of Kanye running for president, and her answer was very diplomatic!

Rap Roulette President Kanye Edition Lyrics

Kanye you’re cute and imma let you finish but, 2020’s already been the craziest year of all time

Kanye online dropped the news timeline / It’s kinda cray but at the same time it could really happen there’s a fine line

Mr West President / He tweeted that he wants to represent / The US so he’s in the press / As if the year 2020 wasn’t already heavy like / Kim K, White House / Pres YE, Powerhouse

Kanye in power? Not sure / But a Kardashian spin off I’m here for / Kim moving in with all the kids / Chicago, Saint, Psalm and Little Miss / North, South, East, West

Donald Trump now Ye? Man this year’s a mess / Kris Jenner’s baby, the first lady

Yeah they’re gonna make The White House look crazy / But I’m kinda excited about one thing they’re gonna shoot music video’s in the West Wing! / It’s not a dream / It's not a meme

Mamma Kris Jenner’s gonna need a new team / Move aside Channel E it’s Elon Musk / And the Kardashians are gonna be keeping up / Come on Kanye think wisely, that’s just cray, that’s just cray, that’s just cray

First Trump now Ye? 2020 get behind me, that’s just cray, that’s just cray, that’s just cray

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Super Saturday Edition

On Saturday 4th July, it's not only Independence Day in the USA, in England it's what's been dubbed Super Saturday. It's the day when pubs, restaurants and hairdressers can all reopen after months of closure due to the Coronavirus lockdown.

Rap Roulette Super Saturday Edition Lyrics

So so so so so so so England eases lockdown / And loads of places can open up now

So yeah you know the rules have changed since the lockdown / But not in Scotland, Wales and Leicester’s still a shutdown

On the 4th of July which is Independence Day / Or in England it is known as Super Saturday

Anyway, it means you can actually go out now / Three months inside has been an actual countdown

Right round the country pubs are opening up / Restaurants, cinemas, hairdressers getting a cut, huddling up in your bubble is OK / But please try to stay out of trouble OK? Don’t play

Like when, you’re out this weekend for instance / You need to still remember that we must keep our distance

Things will kinda be the same, with a considerable difference / Like a new world open for discovery, in summary

from Saturday you can see a movie, you can drink but don’t be boozy, couple up but still be choosy, go to Church with Auntie Susie

And if you’re in your room on Zoom, and your friends don’t pick up / You know where they’ll be / You can find them in the pub! / Eating on some grub

With anyone in their bubble and / Topping their order up / No need to go up to the bar, sit down on your butt / And order from the app if you’re friends don’t call you back / You can find them in the PUB...

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - New Lockdown Rules (Part 2) Edition

On 26th June, Fleur's Rap Roulette about the slightly confusing New Lockdown Rules that have been announced for England, and come into force on the 4th July.

Rapping to Justin Bieber's, 'What Do You Mean?', Fleur's Rap Roulette includes lyrics such as, "I can go out and sit for a trim / But I can’t work out in the gym".

Rap Roulette Lockdown New Rules (Part 2) Edition Lyrics

So the 4th of July lockdown eases / but I'm still confused…

Oh no BoJo’s at it / New rules enigmatic / If you’re back to work you must be ecstatic / Whereas some of you might think a few restrictions are dramatic

I’m an addict, or so it would seem / Spending everyday tryna figure out what these rules mean / Like, why can you go to the pub / But you still can’t go out to a club?

Like keep, two metres where possible / But two households can meet, not logical? / It’s probable, that maybe you can make it work / But if you haven’t got room you’re gonna shirk

That rule, but you’re allowed to go outside / But then if it rains those plans have to slide / And it doesn’t have to be the same two households every time / You can mix it up overtime

But then, you’re meeting loads of different people like a party anyway, but if you keep your distance you should be fine / Concert halls open but bands can’t play / No singing in church, just pray

What do you mean?

Ohh, you say two metres distance / But you’re saying one metre plus / What do you mean? / I can go out and sit for a trim / But I can’t work out in the gym

What do you mean?

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Black Lives Matter Edition

With protests happening across the world, including here in the UK, and support from a number of high profile artists including Star Wars actor John Boyega, it seemed fitting that Hits Radio Breakfast's Fleur East's Rap Roulette was about Black Lives Matter.

WATCH: Fleur East's powerful Black Lives Matter Rap Roulette

Read Fleur East's Rap Roulette lyrics for her Black Lives Matter edition.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Lockdown New Rules Edition

When the lockdown rules changed in England it was the perfect opportunity for another Rap Roulette. Rapping to Dua Lipa's 2017 hit 'New Rules', Fleur included lyrics such as the three rules, '1, please stay at home, but if you can go to work don’t stay at home, 2, don’t go to work, but if you have to, you can go to work, and 3, please stay alive but you can stay out all night till the morning.'

Rap Roulette Lockdown New Rules Edition Lyrics

'So I’m assuming that you heard the latest update from Bo Jo / Last week going out was a no no / But now he’s not saying that you can’t go / Just don’t go near anybody that you don’t know

And if you don’t know we need to stay alert / Work from home unless you can go to work / Work from home if you can, go to work if you must / And if you can avoid it, please don’t take the bus

Transport will be limited and gatherings prohibited / So travel won’t be easy wishing you the best of luck / Don’t get in your car - we must reduce the ‘R’ / Keep your distance but now you’re allowed to travel far

You can go out in groups just don’t hang out in groups / If your hair’s grown out you can’t touch up your roots / Essential travel only if you’re going on commutes / Let’s clear things up incase you have any disputes

1, Please stay at home, but if you can go to work don’t stay at home

2, Don’t go to work, but if you have to, you can go to work

3, Please stay alive but you can stay out all night till the morning

These new rules aren’t very smart and the new alert system looks like a peri peri chart / But Nandos is closed and I’m fuming! /Nando's is closed I’m fuming / These new rules don’t make any sense / Nando's is closed I’m fuming

Stay alert, control the virus, save lives'

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - UFO Edition

Fleur was back again with another fantastic Rap Roulette on 1st May. Over the last few weeks we've seen all types of Rap Roulettes to do with the lockdown and Coronavirus. Now, with the news of the Pentagon releasing videos of UFOs it seemed right for Fleur to follow it up with a rap.

Rap Roulette UFO Edition lyrics

'Here come the UFOs / Galaxy defenders / Here come the UFOs / They want us to remember

It’s an alien invasion, we got information / From the Pentagon, so it can’t be wrong / They’ve got real evidence of alien life / Footage of flying objects in plain sight

Now I don’t know about you, but I believe it’s true / We can’t be the only species to exist, clues...

Have been here for years, in the atmosphere, / Spaceships, artefacts, Area 51 in fact,

We’ve all watched Mars Attacks, Alien, Men in black, Cloverfield, Dr Who, Independence Day is back

Undiscovered new friends in the universe that inhabit many planets and I wanna Instagram it

Will the CEO of UFOs, call the SCFO, from Mars to Pluto YO!

The Earth right now ain’t doing too good, E.T. phone home and take me back to your hood'

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Quarantine Style

As people around the world are in lockdown, Fleur treated us to a Rap Roulette from her home. Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Quarantine Style starts off, '2020, year, we're living in some strange times.'

And includes some fantastic lyrics such as, 'Think of every annoying colleague, all the ones that stole your juice,

'Now you can stay at home with a legitimate excuse.'

Fleur's rap continues, 'I used to cough to hide a fart, but now I fart to hide a cough.'

See the full lyrics for Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Quarantine Style:

'2020 yeah we're living in some strange times / But we're all in this together at the same time / It's getting difficult and yeah it's pretty crazy / But you can stay at home and nobody can call you lazy

Think about it...

All the times you called in sick / Every single alarm you snoozed, every sick note, every trick / Think of every annoying colleague, all the ones who stole your juice / Now you can stay at home with a legitimate excuse

Think about it, we can all fulfil our dreams / You can sit in your pants and have a work conference on Teams / You know what I mean / I know your kids can make you scream / But you can hold them close, tuck them in, watch them drea,

At the supermarket, instead of clearing the shelves / You should stay at home, that's what's really good for your health / Look at toilet paper, what's wrong with us? / You can wash your bum in the shower, like what's the fuss?

I know things are out of balance, I know things are kinda off / I used to cough to hide a fart and now I fart to hide a cough / Make the most of it, coz it won't last forever / And the minute you're back at work, you'll be complaining about the weather / Or slagging off your boss or moaning about whoever

You'll be booking a flight at leisure for your business or your pleasure / Don't just think about yourself, think of everyone / You can stand up for the world by just sitting on your bum,'

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Handwash Edition

On 13th March, the Rap Roulette was all about making sure you wash your hands correctly, and once again Fleur delivered spectacularly. Who'd have thought rapping about handwashing could be so good, but James said he thought it was the best yet.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - International Women's Day

Sunday 8th March was International Women's Day, so it's only right that our main woman, Fleur East, dedicated her weekly Rap Roulette to the day. For all the sisters around the world, Fleur rapped about some inspirational women including, Greta Thunberg, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Lent Edition

Pancake Day or Shrove Tuesday? Whatever you call it, it's the perfect excuse to enjoy some sweet and savoury pancakes ahead of 40 days of Lent! So, with this is in mind, it was the perfect chance for Fleur to write her Rap Roulette all about it!

Rapping to Ja Rule's 'Livin' It Up', Fleur's rap started, 'Everybody gonna give it up for Lent, said, everybody gonna give it up for Lent,' watch the full video below.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - The BRIT Awards Edition

On 21st February it was all about The BRITs, which celebrated its 40th anniversary this year, with performances from Mabel, Harry Styles and many more BRIT Award-winning artists.

Fleur was on the red carpet at The BRIT Awards, and caught up with a lot of the pop stars including Anne-Marie, Stormzy, Niall Horan and Tom Walker. They all left Morning After Messages for their futureselves.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Valentine's Day Edition

On Valentine's Day, the day of love inspired Fleur's lyrics which included words such as, 'Valentine's, how you going to spend your time?', to the tune of DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince's 'Summertime'.

Fleur's rap continued, 'Everyone on socials posting lovey-dovey pics, getting takeaways or just chilling with Netflix.'

The rap ended, ‘Just spread love whatever you do,

'But if date night is the 13th or 15th the side chick is you’ 👀💔'

See Fleur's full Valentine's Day Rap Roulette below...

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Donald Trump's impeachment

On Friday 7th February, Fleur's Rap Roulette was all about Donald Trump's impeachment with lyrics such as 'Some may say it's an achievement, Is now free from impeachment...'

If you missed her on Hits Radio, watch her full performance below...

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Brexit

On Friday 31st January, Fleur did her Brexit Rap Roulette to coincide with Brexit Day, she rapped about the big day and how it might change things in the future. From Swedish meatballs and Brussels sprouts, to Danish pastries and Belgian waffles, Fleur managed to get loads of European food into the rap and now we're feeling hungry!

Now make sure you check out the Brexit Rap Roulette lyrics.

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Gok Wanuary

All January on Hits Radio Breakfast we were celebrating Gok Wanuary, James created a shrine dedicated to the fashion guru, and Fleur and James decided to get naked, all in the name of Gok's TV show from a few years ago - How to Look Good Naked. Continuing to celebrate Gok Wanuary, Fleur did another amazing rap...

Below are some of the lyrics to Fleur's Gok Wanuary Rap Roulette:

It's all about Gok Wan this month! This is all for you Gok, peace and love!

Gok Wan, Gok Wan, all we want to do is party all month,

Too much of Gok Wan is never too much!

It's the month of January, and it's really kind of scary, that instead of Veganuary,

We're just celebrating Gok!

Forget Janu-Hairy, or just Dry January, this is very necessary, and we've got this on lock...

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Megxit

January 2020 was a month of big changes. After the Duke and Duchess of Sussex announced they would be stepping down from their Royal duties, Fleur's Rap Roulette was all about their plans to make a stand.

Watch Fleur's fantastic Rap Roulette below...

Fleur East's Rap Roulette - Under 30s Rich List

From Ed Sheeran to the Little Mix girls and One Direction boys, when the heat's Rich List was released, Fleur wrote a fantastic Rap Roulette all about who made the list.

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